The Literary Master’s Cat

This novel will be available to read for a fee starting July 15, 2020, at 8 a.m. I hope you'll support it. Thanks! [little person bowing] Yang Xu keeps a bunch of cats. They're considerate, gentle and well-behaved, lively and affectionate, and impeccably charming. They're her sweet little treats. The cats have this to say: Chuya the cat: Her eyesight is terrible. The President the cat: Whatever makes you happy. The Boss the cat: Lolis are everything! Dazai the cat: Meow meow meow! The Calamity Hound the cat: Whatever the one on the fourth floor said! The victims: ... What kind of rose-colored glasses are those? Wake up! The ants have been racing for ten years! Yang Xu decides to spend her whole life with her cats. Then her cats turn into men. What the hell? Why? Yang Xu: You bastards, give my cats back! This novel is also known as A Cat Bride in N Equal Parts. Main character: Yang Xu (Xu, fourth tone) *Important notes before you dive in* 1. The heroine is a martial arts master, and all the literary greats turn into cats. 2. The male lead hasn't been decided, so don't place your bets. 3. The author has occasional bouts of madness. The logic is dead, and the whole novel is a load of nonsense. 4. Look at my face, the face of someone who's ruined hundreds of male heartthrobs. If you drop the novel, don't tell me. Let's be little angels to each other. 5. This is a silly anime crossover. Don't expect research or accuracy; the hints are anything but subtle. Recommending my next novel, A Bunch of Ruffians Keep Tormenting My Senior Sister [Wuxia Crossover] Xu Mu transmigrates with a System and fills out a feedback form about the experience. Question: How was your first world? Xu Mu: Thanks for asking. I'm in the martial world, and I've been a disciple of the Huashan Sect for ten years. I'm a devoted fan of both Senior Sister and Sister Hua. Senior Sister has been chasing after a man for years and is never home. From what I've observed, this man likes women who treat him coldly. But as soon as one of them falls for him, he avoids her like the plague. That's called lithromanticism. I don't want to cure him. Wouldn't it be better to disguise myself as a man and steal Senior Sister away? The man nicknamed the Flower Butterfly: ??? Question: Are you enjoying your second world? Xu Mu: Thanks for asking. I'm not! From the start, the Demon Sect had me in its sights and wanted to sever my ties to the world. They didn't spare anyone in my family, not even the dog. I swore I'd eat the Demon Sect's food, practice its martial arts, and slaughter them all once I reach the highest level! Then I found out someone had beaten me to it and angered my Sect Leader Master to death. This person deceived my senior sister and toyed with her feelings. I held down my furious, flying crown chakra. No one gets to deceive my senior sister, not even someone on bad terms with her! I'll start with you. Enough talk, I'm off to hunt down the Evil King. The future Evil King of the Demon Sect: ??? Theme: Keep your enthusiasm alive, and you will eventually find the world's beauty.