The Third Hokage's Growth Plan

Feng Lixi transmigrates into the ninja world.

Born with six fingers, she can't form hand signs to use ninjutsu. Her clan wants her to marry into another family, have two children in three years, and help boost the clan's population.

Feng Lixi: It's all right. I'm no expert, but I know a little Nen.

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She never expected the position of Third Hokage to fall into her hands before she knew it.

Oh my, who put the Hokage robes on me? What a terrible burden for me to bear.

Rival: Quit pretending. Didn't you strip them off the Second?

Feng Lixi: Would my becoming ruler and doing as I please make people's lives better? Have you ever asked the daimyo that same question? They don't care, and neither do I. I have to seize power. No reason needed.

"Little Skit"

Second Hokage: Go get the Monkey.

Anbu: Hiruzen is being investigated at the police department.

Second Hokage: Picking on someone again? Fine, get Danzo instead.

Anbu: Danzo's been arrested.

Second Hokage: What about Sakumo? Is he in prison too?

Anbu: He's the one who arrested Danzo.

Second Hokage: Orochimaru?

Anbu: Orochimaru is out on a mission.

Second Hokage: What about Tsunade?

Anbu: Xi arrested Dan after he was sent to prison. Tsunade came to demand an explanation, and they got into a fight. Xi said she'd attacked the head of the police department for no reason, so she arrested her.

Second Hokage: Who's left to go on a mission? Jiraiya?

Anbu: Jiraiya accompanied Tsunade when she came over. Xi said he published pornographic writing and arrested him too. She won't let him go until he pays the fine in full. You'd better watch yourself, too.

Second Hokage: ...

Reader's Notes

1. Traditional Konoha teacher-student affection: you simply have to appreciate it. Let's give it to the readers, not leave it to go cold halfway through.

2. The protagonist is bad, and she'll get worse.

Theme: Don't doubt yourself. Keep moving firmly toward your goal.