Do Cultivators Dream of Ninjas?

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Su Guang had a prophetic dream in which she became the head of a ninja village. Terrified, she moved down from the mountain overnight, opened a little shop, and chose the path of keeping a low profile in the middle of the city.

First, she set a modest goal: earn a hundred million and become the richest merchant on the continent. Instead, she took the village chief's seat six years early.

Su Guang: "..."

This future was even more wrong.

Whatever.

Punch the ninjas of every clan and kick the nobles of every country.

For her second goal, she would unite the continent in ten years. Ahahahahaha, cough, cough!

From the sidelines.

Judge: "How long has she had these symptoms?"

Golden Beast: "It's normal, don't worry. Cultivating the Dao makes everyone crazy sooner or later."

[Short Skit]

This novel is also known as "Would a Half-Baked Mage Dream of Ninjas?"

Reading Guide

※ Early on, she runs a shop; later, she handles infrastructure projects, becomes the First Hokage, and unites the continent.

※ The protagonist commands both Daoist and magical powers. The title only mentions a Daoist cultivator, but she's the strongest fighter.

※ This is the author's madness-fueled work, written by rolling their face across the keyboard. I just want to wreck people. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, that's completely normal. Feel free to make a little author doll and stick it with nine needles three times a day.

※ There are loads of one-sided crushes in the main story. There may be romance side stories.

※ For more detailed content warnings, see Chapter One. Sending a heart.

Theme: Remember that unity is strength. Unite every force that can be united.