There Are Always Troublemakers Tormenting My Senior Sister [Wuxia Crossover]

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Xu Mu transmigrates with a System and fills out a feedback form about her experience.

Question: How was your first world?

Xu Mu: Thanks for asking. I'm in the martial world, and I've been a disciple of the Huashan Sect for ten years. I'm a dedicated fan of Senior Sister and Senior Sister Hua. Senior Sister has spent years chasing a man and is never home. From what I've observed, this man likes women who treat him coldly. Once a woman lets him win her over, he avoids her like the plague. That's called lithromanticism. I'm not interested in curing him. Wouldn't it be better to dress as a man and steal Senior Sister away?

The man nicknamed the Flower Butterfly: ???

Question: Did things go well in your second world?

Xu Mu: Thanks for asking. No! From the start, the Demon Sect targeted me and wanted to wipe out my worldly ties. They didn't spare anyone in my family, not even the dog. I vowed to take their food, train in their martial arts, and kill them all once I reach the max level! Then I suddenly learned someone had beaten me to it and angered my sect leader to death. He'd seduced my senior sister and stolen her heart. I held down my furious, spinning head. No one gets to deceive my senior sister, even someone I don't get along with! I'll start with you. That's enough talking. I'm off to hunt the Evil King.

The future Evil King of the Demon Sect: ???

Reader's Guide

1. This is a recovery project by a disabled author. The whole thing is nonsense. If you leave, don't tell me. Let's be little angels to each other. You can click the top right, or make a little author doll and stab it nine times every three days.

2. Please go easy on me. The research isn't rigorous, which means it absolutely isn't researched. (I'll lie flat and accept all criticism.)

3. The author has double standards and is devoted to the heroine. For detailed warnings, see the author's note in Chapter 1.

4. A slow transmigration story, probably.

Here's a preview of an upcoming story.

The Western Fantasy Heroine Charges into the Primordial World

Kill a god and take their scepter, and you gain their divine authority and power.

The gods wage a mighty war. The God of Light kills the God of Storms, the God of Darkness kills the God of Death, the God of Slaughter kills the God of Hope...

At last, the blood-crazed gods turn on the newly born Goddess of Fate.

Destiny: The gods have no honor! They gang up on me, a little kitty!

There's no place for me in this western continent anymore.

She heads east and finds the Primordial World. Humanity hasn't been born, the gods haven't torn each other to pieces, and not even the fiercest beasts have appeared. It's perfectly safe.

Then she's kidnapped and traded in place of a purchase.

Later:

Destiny (wiping away tears): I was so naive, really. I knew the newborn world didn't have fierce tigers or lions, but I didn't know there were dragons. That day, while my kidnapper was in seclusion, I sneaked out of Kunlun Mountain to play and met a dragon. He said I was beautiful. Who doesn't know that? Then he said he wanted to sleep with me and have children. I refused, so he tried to kidnap me.

Destiny (flipping the table): Do you think I, the mighty Goddess of Fate, have no dignity? Bring it on!

Heaven: Sit down, sit down. Referees don't enter the match. And if you're a referee too, why do you have a physical body?

[Bonus Scene]

Tongtian kidnaps a cute little black cat and frets. "Big Brother will be easy to convince, but what if Second Brother won't let me keep you?"

Destiny puffs out her chest proudly. "Just take me home. I'll handle your second brother!"

[Important] This is my version of the Primordial World, with lots of original settings. It's a silly, satisfying comedy (probably). Just enjoy it, and if you like it, please add it to your library.

Theme: Help the girls around you who are suffering, whenever you can.