I Picked Up a Pretty Little Zombie

Please add “Don’t Bully the Pretty NPC (Quick Transmigration)” to your pre-release wishlist! The blurb is below. This will be my next book.

Blurb:

1.

Wen Xiaochuang was bitten by a zombie.

He turned into a slow-moving, silly little zombie.

He secretly told himself to stay far away from Gu Yiyan, the cold-blooded commander who killed zombies without mercy.

But he had no idea if the commander had noticed something. Instead of staying in his perfectly good command quarters, he moved into the place across from Wen Xiaochuang’s.

Not only did he come over every day to mooch food and drinks, he was also especially critical of him. “Why are you so clumsy? How did you even make it to adulthood?”

One night, he even refused to leave, fixing Wen Xiaochuang with a dangerous stare as he asked, “Do you sleep with your clothes on?”

Wen Xiaochuang could only clutch his secret identity for dear life.

2.

To make ends meet, Wen Xiaochuang had no choice but to accept a director’s invitation to join a wilderness survival reality show.

But Wen Xiaochuang was a lazy, dim-witted little zombie.

The other celebrities were right at home. Wen Xiaochuang went looking for water and fell into a pit, went looking for food and got stung by bees, then got chased by wild animals.

In the end, he simply found a shady spot beneath a dense tree, flopped down, and did absolutely nothing.

Being a couch potato was pretty nice, too.

Netizens: What’s he waiting for? Is he daydreaming, or hoping food will fall from the sky?

Ten minutes later, the commander of the human zone appeared on camera, his face cold as ice.

Everyone: “??!!!”

Why was the iron-fisted commander with a zombie?!

The viewers in the livestream: Oh, this is exciting.

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Pre-release: “Don’t Bully the Pretty NPC”

1.

Cen Xi was a quick transmigration veteran, but with his natural bad luck, he was a pathetic little unlucky fellow. Every time he was assigned a script, it was one of those famous Haitang novels known for their intense, explicit content.

System: [Don’t panic, Host. It doesn’t matter what kind of story it is. We’re just NPCs, so all we have to do is follow the barely-there plotline.]

Only then did Cen Xi breathe a sigh of relief. He clenched his little fist. “Right. I promise I’ll get the job done.”

But after going through several worlds, Cen Xi rubbed his aching waist and gradually felt like crying.

Wasn’t he only supposed to follow the plot? Why was everything the protagonist bottom was supposed to go through happening to him instead?!

The System played dead: [Sorry, the signal has been interrupted. Under maintenance...]

[First World]

Cen Xi played the teacher of the protagonist bottom in a Haitang novel.

Looking at the impossibly handsome boy before him, he thought of how someone as proud as the protagonist bottom would eventually have his pride crushed, and then be...

Cen Xi’s heart softened.

Never mind. I’ll be kind to him before the plot begins.

But Cen Xi soon realized the plot seemed to be going wrong.

As the protagonist bottom edged closer, Cen Xi tried to knock some sense into him. “Classmate, you’ve got the wrong person! I’m not your love interest, okay?”

[Second World]

Cen Xi played a little eunuch serving the emperor. He planned to do his best to look after the irritable, obsessive protagonist bottom until the male lead showed up.

Who could have guessed that after the male lead arrived, the young emperor would unceremoniously kick him out?

Cen Xi: ???

The emperor’s eyes were bloodshot as he pulled Cen Xi onto the imperial bed. “I only need you by my side.”

Cen Xi: “Ahhh! Stop!”

[Third World]

Cen Xi transmigrated into a pregnancy-themed Haitang novel. The protagonist bottom was a mermaid kept by a military officer from the interstellar era. In the original plot, the mermaid was ruthlessly possessed by the male lead and forced to bear his child.

Cen Xi sympathized with him. Every day, he sat on the riverbank with a book and read him stories.

But later, as Cen Xi watched his own belly grow, his expression gradually fell apart. “This isn’t how the plot goes!!!! Why am I the one getting pregnant?”

[Fourth World]

Cen Xi transmigrated into an extremely violent xianxia imprisonment novel with multiple male leads.

The protagonist bottom was the last remaining member of the Hehuan Sect in the Three Realms. A natural human aphrodisiac, he was fought over by people from every sect.

As one of the people who imprisoned him, Cen Xi was nearly scared to death. He gingerly brought him out of the basement and waited on him like royalty for months.

At long last, the protagonist bottom had recovered enough to be sent down the mountain.

But...

Cen Xi woke up to find himself bound in an Immortal-Binding Rope. He hurried to explain, “Help! Heaven can be my witness, I don’t have any improper thoughts about you!”

The protagonist bottom held the other end of the rope and said darkly, “But I have improper thoughts about you.”

“??!!!”

More plot to come.

Theme: Care for the Earth, stand united, and work together with one heart.