They Can't Stop Thinking About Me

[Main story complete] Lian Xingming bound himself to a Mad Beauty System and committed every kind of evil, yet somehow turned the whole world into a battlefield of love for him. The ascetic Buddhist monk smashed the candle stand before the Buddha and renounced the world for him. The mighty Sword Venerable skipped the sect tournament just to make him soup. The dashing Daoist sage dismissed his three thousand beauties and shyly made his feelings known. Driven to the end of his rope, Lian Xingming held his sword to his throat and took his own life. Then an error message flashed by. When he opened his eyes again, it was three thousand years later, and he had become the master of a down-and-out sect that even bandits could beat. Looking at his useless followers, Lian Xingming felt deeply relieved. Being a madman was exhausting. Being a couch potato was so much better. Soon, rumors spread throughout the cultivation world: "That sect master dug up a whole bunch of Lian Xingming's belongings. Now all the big names are rushing over to fight for them!" Lian Xingming was stunned. They still haven't given up on me?! ** The person Lian Xingming had wronged most in his previous life was Fu Jiqiu, the youngest champion of the entire immortal sect, radiant as the bright moon. To stop him from committing evil, Fu Jiqiu was tortured in body and heart. His white robes were stained with blood, the bright moon was shrouded in dust, and in the end, demons of the heart took root within him. Enraged, the immortal sect dragged him back to purge those demons. Now was the perfect chance to see how things had turned out, while his old acquaintances were busy fighting over his belongings. Surely Fu Jiqiu had lived up to everyone's expectations and succeeded to the position of Immortal Sect Venerable Head? Lian Xingming looked up, only to be stunned: Unbelievable. Not only had this man failed to become Immortal Sect Venerable Head, he had become the Demon Realm's fearsome Venerable Lord! The young man in a black robe sat languidly atop ten miles of bridal finery, his hair loose. It looked less like a fight over treasure and more like a wedding. The righteous cultivators drew their swords, but their eyes were full of pity. "Demon Venerable, why put yourself through this? He's already dead..." Fu Jiqiu curled his lips lazily. "When he was alive, I wanted to marry him. Now that he's dead, I'll marry his corpse instead." "Lian Xingming... you'll never escape me again." 1. A scheming, hypocritical gentleman with superb acting skills who turns into a madman × a sweet, naturally flirtatious beauty who loves to act cute A bittersweet love story of deep grudges, faked death, and revealed identities 2. The leads are each other's first love. No harem or multiple pairings in the main story. The sole male lead is Fu Jiqiu, no doubt about it. 3. Cover artist: Yi Xu, non-exclusive license Please add my next novel to your reading list~ The Merman Husband According to legend, merfolk live in the waters of the South Sea. They live like fish and need not weave, and their tears turn into pearls. The boat carrying the artist Lin Guangzhu capsized. When he opened his eyes, he saw the most beautiful creature in the world: Mysterious, powerful, and muscular. A dark blue merman tail and slick scales. A male merman in the middle of his mating season. Legend says the oil rendered from a merman's tail can be used to make a lamp that burns forever. It would be the most satisfying work of Lin Guangzhu's life. Looking at the unsatisfied merman, a brilliant idea came to him He would use himself as bait, lure the merman out of the sea, and slaughter him. ** The merman Fang Xun opened his eyes and discovered he had been reborn. Just as in his previous life, he rescued Lin Guangzhu after the man fell into the sea. The difference was that none of it had happened yet. He hadn't been stupid enough to let himself be stranded for love and turned into a lamp by the man he had fallen for at first sight. Looking at the human who seemed meek on the surface but had eight hundred tricks up his sleeve, Fang Xun's heart bled, and the flames of revenge began to rise. In this new life, he would make him pay back every last bit of pain! But before taking revenge, he had to expose this human's wicked intentions with his own hands. Otherwise, his resentment would never fade. ** Lin Guangzhu tried a different way every day to trick Fang Xun into coming ashore, while Fang Xun waited for Lin Guangzhu to lose patience and give himself away. A month passed, then two, then three... The tiny island was covered in traces of their time together. They were like plastic bags from a supermarket sale, each one able to hold more than the last. The mating season lasted a long time. One day, after helping Fang Xun relieve himself, Lin Guangzhu finally couldn't resist touching his merman tail. Fang Xun, who had been pretending to sleep, grabbed his hand, overjoyed, and demanded to know what he was doing. "What are you doing?!" Lin Guangzhu withdrew his hand without changing expression, his voice calm. "The book says a merman's mating season only lasts ten days. Why has yours gone on so long?" Fang Xun: "…" A mad artist who is the bottom × a merman with a spoiled young lady's temperament who is the top Theme: Don't stop to pick flowers and preserve them. Keep moving forward, and flowers will bloom of their own accord along every road you take.