Becoming the Top Streamer in an Escape Game

People all over the world are plunged into an infinite escape game. Every player gets a livestream channel with a unique ID, and people who fail to escape can watch the game unfold in the real world. As the game gets more intense, people gradually discover that one streamer has a very unusual style. Everyone else’s game goes: “Aaaah! Help me!” Xia Yihui’s game goes: “Something scary is coming up! Cute little viewers in the comments, wrap yourselves up in your blankets. When this door opens, it’s definitely going to try to scare us. Let’s blow it up with a grenade and scare it right back!” The door explodes. The NPCs stare in horror. “Aaaah! Run, everyone! Streamer Xia Yihui has been dropped into our instance! We’re doomed! We’re all going to die!” Comments: Holy crap, this boss is incredible! After countless rounds of survival-of-the-fittest gameplay, only two livestream channels remain across the entire internet. The two players are sent into a two-player instance for the final battle. Just as everyone around the world expects them to fight to the death, Xia Yihui says, “Here, a bouquet of rapeseed flowers. How about we settle down and live a quiet life together?” Comments: Hahahaha, the shameless streamer is at it again! That’s not an NPC, that’s a top player ten times better than you! Take him out, boss! This streamer who coasts through every level by messing around has annoyed us for ages! A certain boss: “Give me the flowers. Turn off the comments. Let’s start our life together right now.” Xia Yihui/comments: ??? [Pairing]: A shameless, flirtatious bottom who’s playful but stays composed × a laid-back top who’s had a crush on him for years Theme: