That Adorable, Lovable Boy

[My new novel next door, Hello, This Is No Place for Censored Stuff, is now serializing. Come into the arms of this lazy dove! (Wings spread wide)] Jiang Chu transmigrates into a campus novel centered on a universally adored uke, becoming the roommate of the protagonist, Zhou Lans. The protagonist is sunny and kind, the very embodiment of all that is good in the world. Jiang Chu, on the other hand, is like a dingy gray mouse hiding in a corner, his gloomy, timid exterior concealing a twisted, depressed heart. Jealous of how many people love the protagonist, he accepts the protagonist's kindness while secretly sabotaging his relationships with the semes and smearing his reputation. When his despicable tactics are exposed, Jiang Chu is brutally targeted by the protagonist's admirers. One rainy night, someone stabs him to death. And now, he's the one who has to follow the plot... Jiang Chu: ... He pinches his soft, squishy arm, then, with trembling hands, signs himself up for a Muay Thai class in the middle of the night. 1. According to the plot, the protagonist is supposed to be seduced by the campus bully in the equipment room. Jiang Chu plans to pull a dirty trick, but accidentally ends up watching the whole thing. Shocked to discover that the upright, kind person everyone knows is actually so debauched behind closed doors, he secretly records evidence. Not wanting to become part of their play, Jiang Chu hides in a corner, puts in the earplugs he prepared in advance, and plays Teletubbies on mute on his phone. #Purify that filthy mind# Noticing two shadows, Jiang Chu looks up and finds the protagonist and the campus bully standing side by side with their arms crossed, staring at him with complicated expressions. Jiang Chu: ... So, should I leave? 2. According to the plot, Jiang Chu gets invited to a birthday party. Also there is the younger, possessive wolf-dog seme who's crazy about the protagonist. A few lackeys humiliate Jiang Chu to curry favor with him. His excessively long bangs are soaked with red wine and stick to his face. Jiang Chu thinks for a moment about what color bags he should use for those idiots. The next moment, someone gently cups his face. The protagonist opposite him has a murky look in his eyes and a terrifyingly cold expression. Jiang Chu diligently follows the plot, but it keeps falling apart. When he comes to his senses, the people all around him have made his relationships a tangled mess of men and more men, with him caught right in the middle. Jiang Chu is shocked, terrified, and completely baffled. As soon as the plot is finished, he arranges to transfer schools overnight with astonishing efficiency. ** Zhou Lans has known since childhood that people fall for him easily. Whether they do so willingly or not, their sticky gazes follow him from every direction, watching him every moment. He can't dodge them or get away. One day, this suffocating life is suddenly interrupted. Without even knowing the person's name, he suddenly hears their thoughts: "A gorgeous troublemaker of a man! Get lost, get lost! Stay away from me!" Zhou Lans: ... Later, he decides Jiang Chu is a very strange person. He's clearly a pearl, yet he deliberately covers himself in dust, playing the pitiful victim who lets everyone bully him without fighting back. * Jiang Chu doesn't know that, when the wine soaked him that day, the drops traced trails over his porcelain-white skin, leaving him looking broken and vulnerable. Like a lonely rose drenched by a drizzle, he inspired pity and made people want to gather him in their arms and crush him completely, coaxing a rich floral fragrance from him as he trembled. His pearl has been discovered. Reading Guide: 1. There is competition between men, but it's one-on-one, and both leads are each other's first love. No wavering. 2. There may be lots of perverts and idiots. 3. I'm letting loose. Logic has gone missing. Woo~ --- [Coming Soon: A Golden Pig in Hand, and No Need to Fear a Hundred Ghosts] --- Bai Lin stands on a cliff in a blue Daoist robe, looking down the mountain with a distant, detached air and an utterly hopeless expression. Transmigrating into a book would be bad enough, but he's landed in a melodramatic replacement-lover novel with a little supernatural horror mixed in. The protagonists handle the melodrama, while Bai Lin handles the supernatural :) Bai Lin is the shaman hired to be the domineering CEO's replacement lover. He doesn't survive his first hour on the page before an evil spirit tears him to pieces. And now, until he gets torn apart... Bai Lin checks the time. He has five hours left. His heart sinks. Clutching his empty stomach, he looks down at a pig farm below. At the same time, elsewhere, a little pink pig struggles up from a pile of stuffy, stinky piglets and looks around in confusion. Where's his luxurious eight-hundred-meter-long bed? After searching every pocket, Bai Lin is broke. He definitely can't afford pork. Just as he turns away with a sigh, he runs into a runaway sweetheart piggy (scratch that), a little pig. A man and a pig gaze deeply into each other's eyes (not really). Bai Lin's eyes slowly widen. "Holy crap, a golden pig!" Wen Jinhe's eyes narrow. "Damn it, what does that look on his face mean?!" 1. Bai Lin never imagined he'd become a professional shaman, with a pig for a partner, and that their method of working together would be so bizarre... Other people drive out ghosts with peachwood swords. He picks up the golden pig and takes a deep whiff. Other people catch ghosts with talismans and seals. He picks up the golden pig and takes a deep whiff. Bai Lin takes a deep breath: Inhaling oxygen.jpg Piggy rolls his eyes: Inhaling oxygen.jpg 2. Although the golden pig is pink and adorable, and its golden glow is a powerful weapon against ghosts, that doesn't change the fact that it's terrified of ghosts and incredibly finicky and difficult. So Bai Lin cheerfully starts putting together One Hundred and Eight Ways to Cook a Suckling Pig. Unfortunately, before he's finished, he accidentally discovers the golden pig's true identity: the domineering CEO's fabled white moonlight. The white moonlight in the book is noble, aloof, and elegant, a flower growing high on a mountain peak. Bai Lin glances at the golden pig, who's finished eating and is carefully wiping his mouth with a tiny handkerchief. Maybe, just maybe, there's a little elegance there... right? 3. The melodramatic CEO has always yearned for a white moonlight he can't have. The white moonlight is like a gorgeous porcelain vase perched somewhere high up, impossible to approach, so the CEO can only hide his desires and watch from afar. Then one day, he sees with his own eyes the white moonlight he treasures cornering a young man against a wall, eyes filled with desire held back until the breaking point, before bowing his head and kissing him without a word. At that moment, the CEO seems to hear his heart breaking. In reality, Wen Jinhe, back in his own body, has cornered Bai Lin against the wall. In his mind, the fanged ghost face he saw earlier is replaying in 3D. His eyes red, he demands, "You left me there just now? You really left me there all by myself?" "It's not like that..." Bai Lin says, feeling a little guilty. He's just about to make an excuse when darkness suddenly falls over his eyes, followed by a sharp pain in his earlobe. Wen Jinhe knows Bai Lin's ears are extremely sensitive. In a fit of anger, he opens his mouth and bites down. Bai Lin hurriedly covers his ear. Wait! If a pig bites you, do you need rabies shots?! --- [Coming Soon: The Sycophant King Casts His Net, and Earns Five Hundred Million a Year. Please Favorite! OuO] --- Bai Zhi transmigrates into a book. The System promises that if he completes his mission, he'll get a healthy body and five hundred million yuan when it's over. Main Mission: Become the top sycophant to the book's main seme and uke. Fawn over them until you live and die for them. Before the two leads send you off to a remote planet to dig potatoes, raise your Sycophant Score to one hundred. Side Mission: The Sycophant King Casts His Net. Reward = one million per person. All missions must be completed within one year. Bai Zhi, on his deathbed, suddenly sits up. Is this for real? It's only digging potatoes. Hesitating for even one second would show disrespect to his health and five hundred million yuan. Accept! 1. As an over-the-top ABO novel, the main seme and uke have to be absolutely god-tier characters. The main seme is the empire's most noble little prince. He has the dazzling beauty of Apollo from ancient legend, golden hair as bright as the sun, and an astonishing 3S mental power rating. He's an Alpha. The little prince is proud and unruly, his sharp edges on full display. The day Bai Zhi meets him, he looks up to see the prince scowling, his face green with anger as a crowd gathers around him. Bai Zhi thinks, That's quite a challenge. I like it. 2. The main uke is the son of the Alliance Marshal, an unparalleled beauty who disguises himself as an A despite being an O, and is hailed as the Alliance's Snowland Rose. His signature feature is a head of silver hair like moonlight, and his mental power rating is also an astonishing 3S. The day Bai Zhi meets him, the uke's face is icy, his brows and eyes cold as he punches an A into the wall for getting excited and releasing his pheromones while confessing to him. Bai Zhi thinks, He's cold enough for me. I'm going to love him. 3. Bai Zhi throws himself into his work as a sycophant king and carefully draws up a detailed schedule. Sycophant for the main uke and main seme in the morning, lunch break, then cast his net in the afternoon and look for new targets. The order can be switched around as needed. Six in the morning to six at night, no overtime. 4. Bai Zhi works diligently as a sycophant, making sure none of his targets ever find out about one another. Other than the fact that they're hard to please, everything is perfect. Until one day, the main uke, caught in heat, grabs him by the collar. A flush covers his pale, cool skin as he grits his teeth and says, "Give me a temporary mark. Help me." Bai Zhi: ... Actually, just like you pretend to be an A, I'm a B pretending to be an A. Bai Zhi tries to find the main seme for help, but the seme grabs the back of his neck and leans close. Smelling the distinctive pheromones of an Omega, he presses a finger to Bai Zhi's nonexistent gland and says in a husky voice, "You're in heat? I knew you weren't an A. Beg me, and I'll help you." Bai Zhi: ... Just as he's caught between two men, his third sycophancy target appears out of nowhere and carries him off. Their destination is the famous pirate headquarters. Great, he's fallen into a den of thieves. Maybe his sycophancy has truly won their hearts, because the main seme and uke each put out a wanted notice with his photo on it. As expected, his other targets, numbers four through seven, find out too. Theme: Look up at the sun from the mud, and embrace it