I Really Just Want to Steal a Dog

A Hundred Percent Heartbeat is an upcoming dating reality show.

According to several bloggers, the production team is in talks with singer-songwriter Jiang Wen, and the director has repeatedly visited him to extend an invitation.

But everyone knows Jiang Wen is arrogant and difficult. His talent and conceit are plain for all to see, and he never attends events unrelated to music, so the rumors immediately sparked heated discussion.

All of this should have had nothing to do with college student Lu Zhining. But after an accident, both he and Jiang Wen are set to join A Hundred Percent Heartbeat.

For certain special reasons, Lu Zhining has to be paired with Jiang Wen and get along well with him.

So, while filming the dating show, Lu Zhining picks Jiang Wen as his crush, chooses Jiang Wen for his date card, and posts every update with Jiang Wen in mind.

Once filming is over, Lu Zhining stays up all night recording songs with Jiang Wen, goes on outings with him to find inspiration, and helps him look after the evil German Shepherd at home…

Lu Zhining only meant to get a little closer to Jiang Wen. Who would have thought that he’d overdo it and receive a confession from Jiang Wen?

Lu Zhining: “?”

No, bro, let me explain.

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Lu Zhining once had a German Shepherd, but someone stole it.

Three years later, Lu Zhining runs into Jiang Wen. The instant he sees Jiang Wen’s dog, there’s only one thought in his mind.

Damn you, Jiang Wen! I recognized my dog at a glance!

You stole my dog back then, and now I’m going to steal it back, no matter what.

Even if I have to go on a dating show with you, even if I have to befriend you first, you damn dog thief.

Wait for me, baby!

*The dog is a good dog, but nobody actually stole it (.)

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New book coming soon: After Being Forced to Become the White Moonlight

Blurb: The fiend Yan Huideng is unruly by nature, cruel, and bloodthirsty. In ten years, he will destroy the heavens and earth. Saving the Three Realms is an urgent matter.

This should have had nothing to do with Lan Ya, but someone insists he will become Yan Huideng’s white moonlight, and that his early death is what sets everything in motion.

Overnight, keeping Lan Ya alive becomes the most important task in the entire cultivation world.

And this year, Lan Ya is only five years old. He wobbles when he walks, gets a fever whenever the wind blows, and catches a cold as soon as the weather turns chilly.

The Sword Sect leader, Penglai Sect leader, Tianyin Temple master, and Phoenix Tower lord, all forced to look after him, feel their vision go dark. “Tsk. Can this child even survive?”

Whether he can or not, they have to raise him to survive. The great figures of the cultivation world gradually turn into worried old dads.

As for his supposed role as Yan Huideng’s one and only white moonlight, the dads remind him over and over: “Good boy, remember to stay far away from a nasty fellow named Yan Huideng.”

Lan Ya opens his wide eyes in confusion. His dark pupils shimmer with tears as he slowly buries his face in an adult’s arms, as if he didn’t understand.

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As long as the fiend Yan Huideng lives, the Three Realms remain in danger.

And with their own precious cabbage at risk of being snatched up by the fiend, the dads are determined to take his life.

Yet for more than a decade, the cultivation world remains peaceful, and Yan Huideng vanishes without a trace.

Then, one day, Kunshan Immortal Academy begins its ten-day break. Lan Ya happily returns home, bringing along the top disciple of Kunshan, the one he loves and who loves him in return.

The dads spot them from afar, their eyelids twitching wildly as they get a very bad feeling.

A young man approaches at an unhurried pace, smiling as he greets them. “Huideng pays his respects to all of you, uncles. Please forgive me for knowing Ya Ya for so many years and only coming to visit today.”

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