Get Lost, You Dreadful SSRs! [Wuxia Crossover]

After transmigrating, Jiang Zuimo got bound to two Systems: a Jian San System that was useless for anything but changing outfits, and a gacha System that seemed to run on some sort of mystical logic. However, the Jian San System would occasionally assign her some downright absurd missions. For instance, every time she reached a new place, it would tell her to dine and dash! So Jiang Zuimo could only pin her hopes on the gacha System, wishing it would give her a few vicious, utterly villainous R-rank characters to lead her to the pinnacle of dining and dashing! But then... Her first draw was an SSR: a big shot thief who smelled of tulips from head to toe. He smiled and said, "This little bit of money is nothing." Her second draw was an SSR: a little yellow bird with four eyebrows, who said unconcernedly, "The owner's a friend of mine. Why would I need to pay?" And her last draw was also an SSR: a cold, imposing big shot pushing a wheelchair. His voice was icy as he said, "Want to dine and dash? Come with me." Jiang Zuimo looked up at the sky and sighed. "I just wanted to dine and dash. Why is it so hard? Get away from me, you wretched SSRs!" Most of the time, this is a no-CP story. The heroine occasionally ships couples in her head in a no-CP world. If that's not your thing, feel free to click away. The author's upcoming work: Next up, a prehistoric fantasy novel: The Prehistoric World's Greatest Beauty As a sweet, show-quality Ragdoll cat with full ears and back, big eyes and a round face, a sturdy build, a luxurious coat, and symmetrical gloves, Tangyuan grew up surrounded by praise. She was absolutely the most beautiful Ragdoll! Even after transmigrating to the prehistoric world and seeing all kinds of strange animals, Tangyuan still thought so. Kong Xuan: Hmph. What an ignorant creature. The prehistoric world's greatest beauty should be me! Later... The Celestial Court launched an investigation: Who was the prehistoric world's greatest beauty? A mysterious person came forward to answer. Thanks for the invite. Obviously Tangyuan. Kong Xuan and the others can step aside. (The following praise goes on for fifty thousand words.) My lady, I've written it just as you asked. Can we go back and cultivate together now? Theme: