[Western Crossover] Please Stop Acting Like a Clown!

I’m in poor health, and I don’t have much time left to stay lucid. Thank you for your company and support over the years. I wish you all the best in the future. Blurb: This is too hard. I can’t do it. I’m totally outmatched. Tell the black-and-dark one with a busted brain that you love him, and he’ll laugh as he blasts you into the sky. Tell the big blue guy with a busted brain, “Oh, my dear Sun God,” and he’ll roast your brains until they’re cooked through. Tell the cannibal, “You’re so gentle,” and you’ll almost end up on the menu. Tell the Arkham bucket that he’s the coolest person you’ve ever met, and he… well, he doesn’t react much. He just tells you to get lost and stop interrupting his “father-son bonding time” with the black-and-dark one. Alice finally managed to get herself admitted to a mental hospital. ---Notes--- 1. The characters have my own headcanons, and the timeline is a tangled mess, so don’t read too much into it. [Highlight] 2. Any OOC is on me. The male and female idols belong to everyone. 3. Important things need saying three times: no nitpicking, no nitpicking, no nitpicking! 4. The heroine has no CP! No CP! No CP! 5. Updates at 12:00 noon (70% ratio + 72-hour anti-theft protection enabled). 6. You can write reaction fics, but the site rules prohibit reposting the original text from VIP chapters. QAQ 7. If you don’t like it, click X. Any insults aimed at the author, the heroine, or the superheroes will all bounce right back! ---End---- My friend’s ongoing novel: “It’s Definitely Not a Dating Game” by Rong Huo + the heroine is super cute! Go check it out~ Mainly Bungo Stray Dogs! Completed: [Western Crossover] Superheroes Captivated by Mary Sue. The heroine is a true, rainbow-colored Mary Sue. A silly comedy, a 100,000-character short story to make you smile. Completed: [Mythology Crossover] The Daily Life of Raising Children. The heroine has no CP; it’s about family affection. #New serial now underway: “[Western Crossover] Ghostly Roleplay App” After Kristina came back from the dead, she discovered that she could only feed on the fear of others. A “Ghostly Roleplay” app that suddenly appeared on her phone caught her attention. The ghosts needed fear for sustenance, just like she did. But they could not cross the boundary between life and death, so they had no way to enter the human world. Kristina, who had returned from the dead, was the one exception. Cast aside by both life and death, she could find eternity only through fear. So the ghosts came to her and made deals with her through the app. [The ghost bride’s pristine veil, stained with blood, floats lightly down onto fiery red roses. Behind her stands the groom, dead with his eyes open.] [The church’s holy maiden carries an oil lamp that gives off an eerie fragrance. Blood flowers slowly bloom across the ground wherever she walks.] [The little girl hopping along the street at night wears a one-eyed teddy bear mask. The basket hanging from her arm hides the marbles she won.] [The pale puppet dancing on a music box wears an eerie smile and extends a hand, gallantly inviting the lucky ones to dance with him.] [The evil spirit knight who emerged from hell is cloaked in blue flames. With a bold grin, he uses his spear to carve “To+my+dear+Lord” into the wall.] She walks the dark borderlands in the name of ghosts, living forever in fear. Theme: No matter how bad things get, keep going! Victory is just ahead!