[Western Crossover] A Date with the Joker

The night before her twenty-second birthday, Anna made a wish to God. "I want a boyfriend." God refused. So she made a different wish. "I want to destroy the world." #Later, she got a boyfriend who could destroy the world.# - On her birthday, Anna received a gift: a dating chat room called [Arkham Room 01]. And so began a year-long online relationship. On their first anniversary, they decided to meet in person. So when he said his name was Joker, he really was the Joker. #You can catfish me with a picture, but you can't scare me with the real thing.# She was silent for a long time, then managed to say, "Let's break up. I don't think we're right for each other." The Joker grinned. "Break up? Do you want to die?" Anna covered her eyes, looking utterly pained. "...Don't smile. You look even uglier when you smile." The Joker: ...??? What the hell, that's your reason for breaking up?! #He's ugly and mean. What did I do to deserve this?# #Can I return him to God?# *Reader's guide 1. No personal attacks or unsolicited writing advice. Insults will bounce right back. 2. Any OOC behavior is on me. There are plenty of headcanons. 3. Mr. J is the CP. (She's causing trouble, he's laughing: a sweet romance (?) with a happy ending.) 4. Updates at 12:00 noon. 5. The original blurb was set on 4.19 (screenshot saved). Screenshot from 11.1 (the core premise remains unchanged). Theme: Be careful with online dating. You never know if the person on the other end is handsome, ugly, human, or a dog.