With Ancient Texts in Hand, the Master of Secret Identities Becomes a Legend

Jiang Suhan crawled out of a cryogenic pod and awoke in the fiftieth year after the spiritual qi revival.

Ancient trees and vines covered skyscrapers. Birds ruled the skies, wild beasts gained intelligence, and fish learned to control water... They became the new darlings of heaven and earth, gaining not only intelligence but also the ability to take human form.

Everything lorded its new status over others, and only humanity was abandoned by the times.

After struggling in vain, many people began trying to win heaven's favor, like the demon and spirit races, but their efforts barely made a difference.

Jiang Suhan: Cultured people don't stoop to competing for favor :)

Armed with a secret identity System, Jiang Suhan brought cultural classics, which would otherwise be used as firewood in the future, back to life.

The Dao De Jing + a horsetail whisk unlocks a Taoist priest: draw talismans, set up formations, and stand your ground as a mobile turret.

The Great Compassion Mantra + a wooden fish unlocks a Buddhist disciple: recite sutras and persuade people to do good. Anyone who still can't remember after three repetitions deserves a hands-on lesson.

The Bible + lightning-struck wood unlocks a priest: wave a staff and send souls to the afterlife. Still at full health after the battle.

The periodic table of elements + a set of scales unlocks...

Later, watching humanity rediscover its long-lost culture, Jiang Suhan held the Classic of Mountains and Seas, stood atop a Kunpeng, and gave a kindly smile.

#Who said the Classic of Mountains and Seas was a cookbook? How disrespectful to our culture!#

#LOL, when you've got the power, why compete for favor?#

* [Secret identity personas are not independent characters]

🔥Completed: Spellcasting Healer, Physical Damage Dealer

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💓Coming soon: Lie Flat and Mooched Off Mom, Bullying the Paranormal

No one ever said that a house guardian could get dragged into a horror rule-game!

Jiang Tuo looked down at the fluffy yellow duck pajamas she was wearing, then at the elite athletes, fitness coaches, and adventure streamers around her. With her mind completely blank and her body hopelessly out of shape, this college girl dug herself a castle right there on the spot.

As one of the first guinea pigs dragged into the game, she was generously given a talent:

[My Motherland]

Your motherland is powerful, but what does that have to do with you? You're a weak, useless, crybaby college girl who can't fight!

Faced with the game's taunts, Jiang Tuo said: ...I hate this. If this game had shown up when I was in high school, I would've beaten it from beginning to end!

[Horror Train]

Murderous threats appeared everywhere, players vanished one by one, and the atmosphere was terrifying and oppressive. Nobody knew what would happen if no one cleared the stage...

"Huh? What's this?"

Jiang Tuo picked up a safety hammer that had appeared from nowhere, smashed the train window, and speedran the level.

[Shady Company]

The crooked boss demanded that she sell junk products at their marked prices and purchase supplies for the company.

Jiang Tuo counted on her fingers for ages but couldn't work it out. "The goods and the list are right here. Just take whatever you want."

The convenience store owner glowered and sneered, "Using a college student discount to stock up? Never seen anyone so shameless. My little shop can't afford to serve you."

Jiang Tuo: Huh?

Ruined cities, a haunted farmstay, a celebrity zoo, a supernatural bus, a front-line war zone, a plague city, a haunted mall...

Looking at the growing pile of rewards in her hands, including production boost cards, disaster-canceling cards, research acceleration cards, double-power cards, and all sorts of other buff cards, Jiang Tuo grinned from ear to ear.

The game was right. She was a weak, useless crybaby. What did that have to do with her motherland's prosperity and strength?

It didn't stop her from bullying the horror game at all!

● A silly, over-the-top, feel-good story for beginners. [Brain parking here]

● Also known as: The Daily Life of a Silly College Girl Being Spoiled By Her Strong Mom Against Her Will

Theme: Culture can be reinvented, but it must never be lost.