Sky Screen Recap: Spiritual Qi Revival

[List format + spiritual qi revival + fabricated mythology + behind-the-scenes narrative, identities remain hidden throughout]

Mi Chuan, who had been a vegetable for many years, finally woke up.

The good news: she remembered her true identity. She was the Will of Heaven of this world.

The bad news: after spending too long reincarnated, less than one percent of her power remained. She now knew and controlled the world less well than she had during her seventeen years as a human.

Mi Chuan called upon Heaven and Earth.

[An Inventory of the Ten Great Immortal Mountains]

Mi Chuan had only meant to take stock of her own property. But she made a mistake, and the video was broadcast to the entire world.

The public marveled at it, and related trending topics dominated websites around the world. Cultivators watched the introductions in the video, questioning their understanding of reality, then solemnly opened the notes left by their predecessors. Politicians spun conspiracy theories while eyeing the immortal mountains greedily.

Mi Chuan: ...

If she explained now that cultivation was impossible because even the gods had fallen, would anyone believe her? =.=

As the situation gradually spiraled out of control, Mi Chuan let out a long sigh. She could only keep making lists and inventing myths, doing her best to repair the worldview of people around the world, which was on the verge of collapse.

Ready?

The list continues, and spiritual qi revives.

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