Lie Flat, Mooched Off Mom, and Bullied by Urban Legends

Nobody ever said the caretaker would get dragged into a terrifying rule-based horror game!

Jiang Tuo looked at the fluffy little yellow-duck pajamas she was wearing, then at the elites, fitness trainers, and adventure streamers around her. An empty-headed college girl with no practical skills nearly clawed a castle out of the ground on the spot.

As one of the first test subjects dragged in, she was generously given a special ability by the game:

[My Motherland]

Your motherland is powerful, but what does that have to do with you? You're a hopeless, useless, crybaby college girl with a combat rating of five!

In response to the game's taunting, Jiang Tuo thought: ...I hate this. If this game had appeared when I was in high school, I would've crushed it!

[Horror Train]

Murderous threats appear everywhere, players disappear one by one, and the atmosphere is terrifying and oppressive. No one knows what will happen if nobody clears the game...

"Huh, what's this?"

Jiang Tuo picked up a safety hammer that had appeared from who-knows-where, smashed the train window, and speed-ran the dungeon.

[Unscrupulous Company]

The unscrupulous boss demands that you sell trash products at their listed prices and purchase supplies for the company.

Jiang Tuo counted on her fingers for ages but couldn't figure it out. "The goods and the list are right here. Just take whatever you want."

The convenience store owner looked gloomy and spoke sarcastically. "Using a college student discount to shop for supplies? I've never seen anyone so shameless. My shop's too small to accommodate you."

Jiang Tuo: "Huh?"

Ruined cities, a haunted farmstay, a celebrity zoo, a paranormal bus, a front-line war zone, a plague-ridden city, a haunted mall...

Looking at the ever-growing pile of rewards in her hands, Jiang Tuo grinned from ear to ear. There were all kinds of buff cards: production boost cards, disaster cancellation cards, research acceleration cards, double damage cards, and more.

The game was right. She's a hopeless weakling. What does that have to do with her motherland's prosperity and strength?

That doesn't stop her from bullying the horror game, does it?

● A silly, goofy, over-the-top, feel-good story. [Leave your brain here.]

● Also known as The Daily Life of a Dumb College Girl Being Spoiled by Her Strong Mommy Against Her Will

Theme: A prosperous nation and a strong people.