SSR Wants to Be Drawn Today Too [Crossover]

Content warning: This story contains My Hero Academia content that cannot be changed or replaced due to the story's structure. Not recommended.

In the globally popular game Tales of the Unlucky, there is a fortress universally recognized by all players as impossible to conquer. It is called

The SSR you will never be able to pull!

“Why has the young master been bringing that human thing... what was it, a phone? Along on his Hyakki Yako lately, and looking so serious?”

“I heard it's a new summoning superstition.”

“???”

“By the way, why did the Tenth put his rings in a circle on top of his phone?”

“Oh, that. Did you know that sacred relics increase your chances of pulling a card?”

“???”

And yet

S (Un) S (Lucky) R (Guy): Even today, I didn't get pulled out of the gacha pool.

So the SSR is still doing his best to pester players today.

* The protagonist's name is SSR. He acts aloof for all of three seconds, his intelligence kicks in for all of five seconds, and his luck has always been terrible.

* The author has let loose with this self-indulgent wish-fulfillment story. The characters are truly out of character, truly ridiculous, and truly full of land mines. The protagonist is surrounded by all sorts of bizarre romantic arrows.

* The main story is about SSR's love-hate relationships with various players.

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