I Won Geto Over with Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

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My next book is Will My Good-for-Nothing Little Sister Call Me Onii-chan When She Cries?, now underway and updating regularly √

[Blurb]

The Li family has practiced fortune-telling for generations. Li Xiao, carefully groomed as the family's heir, learned from childhood to speak one way to people and another to ghosts. Even after going abroad as an exchange student, she didn't change.

Looking at a blue-eyed, white-haired cat, she said, "Blind people can apply for disability benefits in my country. People are pretty understanding toward those with difficulty managing daily life, so you could consider switching jobs."

Looking at the top-tier healer, she said, "If you're hiring illegal workers, at least pay hush money. If you don't send money to Shoko's account today, I'll poach her, you know."

Looking at Suguru Geto, she said, "Beautiful, do you like watermelon juice, apple juice, or me, this little brat juice?"

Satoru Gojo: "? So you treat people differently, huh?"

Li Xiao: "Do you know how much I love Pokemon? Do you know what Pokemon means to a kid who worked so hard from childhood just to earn the right to watch one episode of the anime? You don't know anything. You only care about yourself!"

Suguru Geto: "? So you like Pokemon, not me?"

Shoko: "That's just an excuse. Last time she called Pikachu 'yellow-skinned rat' and Bulbasaur 'garlic-headed turtle.'"

[Please note]

A short, cheerful story to lift your spirits. I want to slack off (not really).

The heroine talks a mile a minute and was born to spout cheesy pickup lines (stacking buffs).

2022/1/20: Blurb posted. The story will start soon.

>>> Coming soon: Will My Good-for-Nothing Little Sister Call Me Onii-chan When She Cries?

[Blurb 1]

White-haired high schooler: Question: will a good-for-nothing little sister call me Onii-chan when she cries?

Suguru: ...Ugh.

Shoko: [blows smoke rings.jpg]

Gojo Sui: Why are you asking me? I won't call you that. Even if I cry my eyes out and jump off this building, I won't call you Satoru Gojo Onii-chan.

White-haired high schooler: [sob sob, little sister.jpg]

Everyone else: But your sister calls us Onii-chan.

White-haired high schooler: ?

Gojo Sui, at karaoke with her good friends: Your expectations aren't high. You want me to treat you as well as before (not really). But one day, I said the same thing and pulled someone else into my arms! I smell his cologne on me. That's your nose's fault~ You shouldn't have smelled how gorgeous he (they) was. Wipe it all away... Hmm? Something seems off...

[Blurb 2]

The Gojo family is a powerful jujutsu clan that produced the Six Eyes. The older brother, who possesses the Six Eyes, is hailed as a once-in-a-generation genius. By comparison, his full sister, Gojo Sui, is utterly ordinary, even considered dim-witted. From simple things like speaking and reading to cursed energy and techniques, she falls a hundred Zenin families behind her brother, Satoru Gojo.

Gojo Sui, reincarnated with the memories of her past life: I haven't even complained about my tacky name in this life, my family's preference for boys, my chuunibyou brother, and a pack of relatives who are all little brats... If I hadn't reincarnated as a white-haired person, I would've quit ages ago.

In short, Gojo Sui has neither cursed energy nor physical strength in this powerful family, and people are always pointing fingers at her, saying, "All the Gojo family's good luck went to Satoru Gojo. Gojo Sui is lucky she wasn't born an idiot."

Gojo Sui, this life's idiot: You think you're funny?

Theme: Keep each other company in the simplest way, and use plain words to ease the unhappiness in life.