Will a Good-for-Nothing Little Sister Cry Out 'Onii-chan'?

Next up >>> The Strongest Housewife, blurb at the very bottom, now updating Next up >>> A Guide to Happiness in a Blended Family, blurb at the very bottom, coming soon [Reading Notes] ◎Important warnings!!!!! There is lots of headcanon and original plot! There is angst, the female lead has psychological issues, and there is OOC!! The female lead may have an overpowered heroine halo. She is a tsundere, tyrannical dragon-slayer type (?). If that bothers you, you can just leave. No need to loudly tell me. Our happiness will multiply between us, trust me!! No CP, focused on family affection, but there are one-sided crushes. [Blurb 1] White-Haired DK: Question: When a good-for-nothing little sister cries, does she call out, "Onii-chan"? Geto: ...Ugh. Shoko: Blows smoke rings.jpg Gojo Minori: Why are you asking me? I won't call you that. Even if I cried myself to death or jumped off a cliff, I would never call you Gojo Satoru Onii-chan. White-Haired DK: Sobs, little sister.jpg Everyone else: But your sister calls us Onii-chan. White-Haired DK: ? Gojo Minori at karaoke with her good friends: Your demands aren't high. You treat me just as well as you used to (you don't), but one day I said the same thing and held someone else in my arms! I smell his cologne on me, that's your nose's fault~ You shouldn't have smelled how beautiful he (they) is~ Wipe it all away... Hm? Something seems wrong... [Blurb 2] The Gojo family is a powerful jujutsu sorcerer clan that gave birth to the Six Eyes. The older brother, who possesses the Six Eyes, is hailed as a heaven-sent genius. By comparison, his younger sister, Gojo Minori, born to the same parents, seems thoroughly ordinary, even downright stupid. Whether it's simple speech, recognizing characters, cursed energy, or techniques, Gojo Minori is a hundred Zenin clans behind her brother, Gojo Satoru. Gojo Minori, reincarnated with memories of her previous life: I haven't even complained that my name in this life is so tacky, that my whole family favors boys over girls, that my brother is a chuunibyou, and that my relatives are a bunch of bastards... If I hadn't become a white-haired beauty, I would've quit ages ago. In short, Gojo Minori has neither cursed energy nor physical strength in this powerful family, so people are always pointing fingers at her, saying, "All the Gojo family's good fortune has gone to Gojo Satoru. The fact that Gojo Minori didn't turn into a mentally disabled child is already lucky enough." Gojo Minori, the mentally disabled child of this life: You think you're funny? Coming soon >>> The Strongest Housewife [Blurb 1] Kitagawa Akina is the heir to a family of puppeteers. She can freely switch bodies, continuously store excess cursed energy, and even modify ordinary people. She is unquestionably the strongest puppeteer in a thousand years. ...Though she's the only one left in the family. For Kitagawa Akina, however, her greatest wish in life is to stay home and sculpt handsome men and beautiful women into figurines. But the family budget is limited, so after much thought, Kitagawa Akina decides to join the curse users and get a steady paycheck to support her hobby, taking her lazy lifestyle to the extreme. Then one day, Akina's curse user boss tells her to take advantage of the Gojo family's search for a wife for their future clan head. She should use her strengths to infiltrate the Gojo family and gain the future clan head's trust, then use pillow talk to get into the Jujutsu Headquarters and overthrow the entire jujutsu world in one fell swoop. Akina: ...But I'm just someone who sculpts people. Boss: ...After this is done, I'll pay out of pocket to book a Heavenly Restriction and buy materials, so you can sculpt to your heart's content. Akina: Listen, I want to thank you. Because of you, the world is a more beautiful place~ [Blurb 2] Speaking about his wife, with whom he had almost no connection beyond the title, the white-haired cat spoke with utter disdain: "Isn't she just someone they arranged to have kids? Calling her a wife is a stretch. She's more like a spy or an undercover agent, watching me every day. Who knows where those old men found this country bumpkin? Her parents and she are all equally stupid. She's never seen the world..." Right after he finished speaking, the three of them saw Akina hitting on a personal trainer by the side of the road, trying to add him as a friend so she could get sculpting references. Akina: ... White-Haired Cat: ... The two stared at each other. Akina immediately made a run for it, and the white-haired cat chased after her, shouting, "Am I not enough for you?!" Shoko: ...What a complicated family. Geto: I have Akina's number too, you know. Shoko: ? Who's playing "Green Light"? >>> A Guide to Happiness in a Blended Family [Blurb] After realizing she couldn't take care of her daughter alone, and that her daughter often pointed at illustrations in books and asked about her father, Fushiguro Harubu decided to go to the red-light district and find herself a cheap pretty boy. One who could help look after her daughter. She'd pay him to watch the child and have him play the role of her daughter's father, too. The requirements were: Good health, preferably strong enough to play with a child all day without getting tired; respectable looks, preferably someone who could positively influence the child's sense of beauty; gentle and patient, preferably good with children. Then she met Zenin Toji, and the two hit it off immediately. That very night, Fushiguro Harubu brought Zenin Toji home. As the two were passionately kissing in the entryway, Fushiguro Harubu shoved Zenin Toji away, reached over to switch on the light, and pointed at him as she asked her daughter, Tsumiki, "Tsumiki, do you like this daddy?" Fushiguro Tsumiki nodded vigorously. "I do! A handsome, strong, and gentle daddy like this can surely protect Mommy, who's a police officer!" Pretty boy Zenin Toji exhausted everything he'd ever learned: "...Holy crap." He only wanted money. Why couldn't he escape the fate of having to watch a kid, even as a pretty boy? These days, even assassins couldn't escape being conned, and by a police officer, no less. So the next day, he brought his own son, Megumi, over. If you can look after one, you can look after two. Might as well watch them together. Fushiguro Harubu: ? Zenin Toji: Sexy househusband, give this rich lady a hug. Fushiguro Harubu: ... Blurb dated 2022.02.20 Theme: No matter where you are, always stay positive, optimistic, and bright!