The Ultimate Game of House

The story is complete! If you enjoyed it, please leave a rating~ Love you all =3= >>> My next story, "A Guide to Happiness in a Blended Family," is now open for preorders. Blurb below~ >>> Bobo's story, "Jujutsu Sorcerer Kira Wants a Peaceful Life Too," by Black Sugar Bobo Puppy. Blurb below~ [Blurb 1] Kitagawa Akina is the heir to a family of puppeteers. She can freely switch between bodies, keep stockpiling surplus cursed energy, and even modify ordinary people. She is unquestionably the strongest puppeteer in a thousand years. ...Even if she's the only one left in her family. But Akina's greatest wish in life is to stay home and make handsome and beautiful figurines. Her family is short on funds, though, so after much consideration, she decides to join the curse users and take a fixed salary to support her hobby, bringing her slacker lifestyle to its fullest potential. Then one day, her curse-user boss tells her to take advantage of the Gojo family's search for a bride for their future head. She should use her own strengths to infiltrate the Gojo family and gain the future head's trust, then use pillow talk to get into the Jujutsu Headquarters and overthrow the entire jujutsu world in one fell swoop. Akina: ...But I'm just a doll maker. Boss: ...Once it's done, I'll pay out of pocket to hire the Heavenly Restriction guy and buy you supplies, so you can make as many as you want. Akina: Let me thank you, for thanks to you, the world is more beautiful [Blurb 2] When talking about his wife, who had practically no connection to him beyond the title, the white-haired cat spoke with utter disdain: "Wasn't she just assigned to have my kids? Calling her my wife is a stretch. She's more like a spy or an undercover agent, always watching me. I don't know where those old men found that country bumpkin. Her parents and she are all idiots. She doesn't look very bright..." Right after he said that, the three of them spotted Akina on the street, hitting on a personal trainer and trying to get his contact info so she could use him as a model for her figurines. Akina: ... White-haired cat: ... They stared at each other. Akina immediately turned and ran, while the white-haired cat shouted, "Am I not enough for you?" and chased after her. Shoko: ...What a complicated family situation. Geto: I have little Akina's number too, you know. Shoko: ? Who put on "Green Light"? [Blurb 3] This is a romance about two of the strongest playing house. [Reader's Guide] A short story, with some weird stuff. The heroine is a shut-in with a bit of a narcissistic streak. Her greatest hobbies are handsome and beautiful people and making figurines (?). The pairing should be sunglasses, barring unforeseen circumstances (hey!). The title is tentative. I haven't figured out what would be a good title yet. It's a crossover with a few other series besides Jujutsu Kaisen (Detective Conan, Bungou Stray Dogs, My Dress-Up Darling, and so on. I'll add more if they come up qwq), but none of them involve the main plot x Blurb dated 2022/04/28 >>> Preorder: "A Guide to Happiness in a Blended Family" [Blurb] After realizing she couldn't take care of her daughter alone, and that her daughter often pointed at illustrations in books and asked where her dad was, Fushiguro Haruka decided to go to the red-light district and find a cheap pretty boy. She wanted someone who could help care for her daughter, someone she could pay to watch the child and fill in as her dad. Her requirements were: Good health, preferably strong enough to play with a child all day without getting tired; a pleasant appearance, preferably someone who could set a good example for the child's taste; gentle and patient, preferably good with kids. Then she met Zenin Toji, and the two hit it off. That very night, Fushiguro Haruka brought Zenin Toji home. While they were passionately kissing in the entryway, she pushed him away, reached over to turn on the light, and pointed him out to her daughter, Tsumiki. "Tsumiki, do you like this daddy?" Fushiguro Tsumiki nodded vigorously. "I do! A handsome, strong, and gentle daddy like him can definitely protect my police officer mommy!" The pretty boy Zenin Toji exhausted everything he knew: "...Holy crap." He only wanted money. Why couldn't even being a kept man spare him from having to look after a kid? These days, even assassins couldn't escape being tricked, and this time he'd been tricked by a police officer. So the next day, he brought his son, Megumi, over. If looking after one was work, so was looking after two. They might as well do it together. Fushiguro Haruka: ? Zenin Toji: Sexy househusband, rich ladies, give me a hug. Fushiguro Haruka: ... >>> Bobo's story, "Jujutsu Sorcerer Kira Wants a Peaceful Life Too," by Black Sugar Bobo Puppy Blurb: My name is Kira, and I'm 16 years old. I live in Tokyo's Shibuya district, and I don't have a boyfriend. I attend a high school whose name doesn't matter, and I always get home by eight at the latest. I don't smoke. I've tried alcohol, but only had a taste. I go to bed at eleven and make sure I get eight hours of sleep. Before bed, I drink a glass of warm milk, then do twenty minutes of light exercises. I can generally sleep soundly until morning without any fatigue or stress, like a baby, and greet the next day. My school health checkup also says I'm perfectly normal. If fate had followed its course, one day I would have become an unremarkable salaryman in Morioh, met my destined enemy, and faced an untimely death. Unfortunately, there is no "if." Morioh doesn't exist in this world, and neither do any Stand users besides me. Unfortunately, there is no "if" either. I died in the summer I turned sixteen. The last thing I remember is a woman with a scar from stitches on her forehead. Her hands were cold. I died, but not completely. When I opened my eyes, I faced a brand-new world from a different perspective. Ten years later, technological progress had leaped forward, strange monsters roamed about, my first love had undergone a dramatic change in style, and I had a cat. Wait, where did I get a cat? My name is Kira, and I'm 17 years old. I'm currently studying at a religious school in Tokyo that trains jujutsu sorcerers. In short, I died once, then woke up ten years later, and now I have a cat. Its name is Killer Queen. It's my Stand. Or rather, my cursed spirit. Even after becoming a jujutsu sorcerer, I still long for a peaceful life! Welcome to high schooler Kira's daily life at Jujutsu High! Theme: Keeping one another company and bringing one another warmth, becoming a close-knit family.