I Arrested the Rotten Oranges

My name is Amamiya Ritsu. I used to be the Thunder Hashira of the Demon Slayer Corps. After defeating the Demon King and dying peacefully of old age, I eventually came around to a second life. In this life, I became a civil servant. When I returned from a mission to infiltrate the Port Mafia, I heard the devastating news that my cousin had died of an illness. I learned that she had left behind a son, so I decided to go see him. I found my adorable little nephew at Mrs. Fushiguro's home. The child and his stepsister were living in a house where neither their stepmother nor their biological father was ever around. Cuz, what kind of useless man did you marry? Nephew, forget that deadbeat dad. You're taking your uncle's surname! When I found out that my nephew's deadbeat dad, who was always off gallivanting, not only never came home to look after the kid, but had also taken a job to assassinate a Jujutsu sorcerer... I smiled. Excellent. Handcuffs for you. I arrested him on the spot. The black-haired fox, the white-haired kitty, and the Jujutsu sorcerer he was supposed to assassinate all laughed with delight. Later, I also found out that the jujutsu world still kept all sorts of feudal customs, including human sacrifice. I checked the year. That couldn't be right. Wasn't this the modern era? This is unacceptable. They all need to be cuffed. Reading notes: 1. The CP is Gojo's weird bangs. 2. The setup is that Muzan was defeated in Yoriichi's era, and Ritsu was the first Thunder Hashira. He has a Demon Slayer Mark and Transparent World, and even manages to die peacefully of old age in the end. He is seriously overpowered. 3. There probably won't be much Demon Slayer Corps plot. Coming soon: "I Fell for Gojo at First Sight and Unified the Jujutsu World" Hatsukano Hiyori fell for a high school boy at first sight. At first, he thought it was just lust... no, it was love at first sight. It was hard to describe the feeling. The white-haired boy was just standing there, but Hiyori couldn't take his eyes off him. Hatsukano Hiyori's heart was racing. A thousand words came down to one sentence: He is so cute. So Hatsukano Hiyori went right up and proposed to him. The other boy glanced at his irresistible, merciful-looking face and refused in the most heartless way possible. But that was fine. Hatsukano Hiyori would work hard on his own. To deal with potential love rivals, he spoiled the already ill-tempered white-haired boy until he became even more lawless. Forget love rivals, even passing dogs got kicked by this big cat. To overcome their difference in status, he went to the Kamo family, with whom his ancestors had the faintest trace of a blood connection, and announced that he planned to inherit their fortune. They could refuse if they wanted. He brought out a supernatural ability the country bumpkins had never seen in their lives: The Great Merciful Gatling Bodhisattva. Faced with the choice between having their estate inherited and inheriting someone else's fortune, the Kamo family chose to have their fortune inherited. But the white-haired boy's family had more than just class prejudice. They also discriminated based on sexual orientation. Hatsukano Hiyori smiled, pulled out his Great Merciful Gatling Bodhisattva, and kindly advised the old fossils to let go of their prejudice. Later, he also dealt with the rotten oranges who were always targeting his adorable boyfriend, and became the power behind the scenes in the jujutsu world. So, when Hatsukano Hiyori finally got together with the white-haired boy, their classmates, whose affection for him had been maxed out, all wondered: How does Gojo put up with that rotten personality? Hatsukano Hiyori answered: "Satoru's personality... isn't it wonderful? No one else can stand him, so he can only keep his eyes on me." The fox-eyed boy thought something was very wrong and went straight to warn his white-haired best friend. The white-haired boy answered: "Isn't that wonderful? If no one can stand Hiyori's possessiveness, he won't be able to leave me." The fox-eyed boy's verdict: "They have matching conditions. I recommend locking them together." Theme: What goes around comes around, and justice always catches up.