Your Curse Spirit Neutralization Service Has Arrived

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QAQ [Recommending a Friend’s Preorder: Miss Dazai Doesn’t Want to Cosplay Her Alternate Self], “No Longer Human” x “Schoolgirl,” Dark Era Dazai selfcest BG, author Jiang Si Wuli [For the full blurb, see the author’s profile. (Kisses)] Synopsis: My name is Shangtiao Xia’an. I’m in Shibuya, where something terrifying is happening right now. The cheerful high school guy dressed as JOKER to my left has had his head split in two, right down along the greasepaint at the corners of his mouth. The cute girl in a maid outfit to my right has been severed in half, and the top half of her body has been swallowed by JOKER on the left. Help! I burst into tears, terrified by what I was seeing, and ran for my life. At last, I spotted a living person up ahead. He was slender, with long, pale blue hair falling softly over his chest. His whole being gave off a gentle, tranquil air. There were some strange, stitch-like scars on his face, but they did nothing to diminish the spring-breeze warmth of his smile. With tears in my eyes, I waved to him. He noticed me and smiled as he reached out his hand. Behind me, countless monsters. Before me, his hands reaching out to me as I stood on the brink of despair. Oh my gosh! This is so moving! He wants to take me by the hand and run with me! Smack! The person in front of me vanished like a soap bubble! Romance Version: My name is Shangtiao Xia’an. I’m into men, and my type is a gorgeous, gentle man with long hair. But just now, my dream guy, who fit my type perfectly, turned into a bubble right in front of me... Me: What do I do? Is there any hope for me?! The white-haired man I accidentally rescued grinned. “He went peacefully. He’s gone for good.” I’m losing it. What kind of person is this? I’m crying, he’s laughing, and now he wants me to be his student? Thanks, but no thanks. Then an astronomical bounty appeared before me, with my name on it and a price on my head... Me: ...Thanks. I didn’t even think I was worth that much. 5t5: “How about considering me as your strongest bodyguard and teacher?” Me, a curse-spirit killer and total newbie: ... (I can’t say no TuT) After the Shibuya Incident, the existence of the jujutsu world was made public. That day, people once again found themselves afraid of ghosts, gods, and urban legends... Brain Flower brought the curse spirits and curse users one good piece of news and one bad one. The good news was that a large number of special-grade imaginary curse spirits had appeared across the world. The Ring at Midnight, Chainsaw Soul, Grudge Reflection, and other horror-movie villains had turned into curse spirits, fueled by the sudden surge of people’s fear. Their numbers had grown. The bad news was that the jujutsu world now had another special-grade sorcerer whose technique was tailor-made to counter curse spirits :) The strongest white-haired man had even given the technique the wonderful name “Curse Spirit Neutralization.” Brain Flower: His technique activates through his right hand! Cut off his right hand! So the curse users waited until Gojo Satoru was away, then came out in full force and surrounded the new special grade. The new special grade scratched his head nervously, fidgeting awkwardly. “Let’s see... How did Gojo-sensei say to use my birthday present again?” He took a beautifully wrapped little tin box from his pocket. Oh! Right, he had to say a magic phrase. “Go, Pika Toji!” The Prison Realm was tossed aside, the Heavenly Restriction tyrant emerged, and the curse users were utterly defeated. Shangtiao Xia’an: As expected of Gojo-sensei. He’s so reliable! 5t5: Thanks for the assist, everyone! Everyone (curse spirits and curse users): Get lost!!!!! Reader’s Guide: * A feel-good, sweet story with a strong plot focus. Updates before 8 p.m.; daily updates after serialization, with at least 3,000 words and a goal of 6,000. * Occasional bonus skits in the author’s notes. * A growing, doted-on protagonist who becomes incredibly strong later on. The story depicts curse spirits being slaughtered in graphic detail and is very unfriendly to villains. Curse-spirit fans, read with caution. * Jujutsu Kaisen plus horror crossovers. The horror characters only appear as curse spirits, so you can enjoy the story without having seen the movies. Other anime characters may make random appearances, but only as Easter eggs, with no plotlines from their original works. (For example, a member of a certain liquor company might pop up as a disposable villain.) * This “Shangtiao” is the Shangtiao of the protagonist of A Certain Magical Index, the great teacher Kamijo Touma. His ability is the same: anything supernatural immediately crumbles if it touches his right hand. Curse spirits are made up of cursed energy, and cursed energy is supernatural, so they crumble as soon as he touches them w. This story does not crossover with A Certain Magical Index’s plot; it only uses the ability. * CP: 5t5. Bottom protagonist, sunny and cheerful little sun x crazy, strongest jujutsu sorcerer. The age gap makes the romance a slow burn, but it’s very sweet! No angst in the whole story, so enjoy w. * The cover is a masterpiece created after Count possessed someone. Art designer: Mo Yan. Illustrator: Mu Ying. The author’s profile picture is Fox Geto. Previous covers and the original image are on Weibo and may be used as profile pictures (no commercial use). Theme: Changing fate