I'm an ordinary passerby who transmigrates into a long, melodramatic novel. It combines every kind of over-the-top trope imaginable, and the author even wrote more than a dozen couples just to pad it out! Eight million characters in all!
Some of the main couples are:
The broken-and-reunited couple: the Top and Bottom part without explaining why, and the Bottom assumes the Top has a white moonlight. They miss each other for ten years.
The mutual-crush couple: they misunderstand each other at a crucial moment, turn against each other, and end up tearing into each other until blood is drawn.
The angst-ridden Bottom: he catches the CEO loving someone else, then tearfully runs away while pregnant.
And me? I'm an utterly ordinary passerby with the entire plot in my hands (not that it's any use). My daily routine is sipping tea and following the plot.
I'm the passerby classmate in the broken-and-reunited story.
I'm the errand-running assistant in the enemies-to-lovers story.
And I'm the messenger butler in the scum Top and pathetic Bottom story.
My greatest wish is to leave this melodramatic world (hands clasped in prayer).
Just when I thought I could escape by quietly following the plot for all eight million characters, the world suddenly changed one day.
*
At the broken-glass moment of the broken-and-reunited story, the first main couple says goodbye at the airport. One heads to the boarding gate, the other to the exit.
The passerby classmate slurps his bubble tea, wearing a feigned expression of confusion and sadness
[Isn't it just that his family went bankrupt and sent him abroad to lie low? What's so hard to explain? Do they really have to play this white-moonlight-substitute game?]
Top and Bottom 1: ... Who's talking?
At the moment the mutual-crush couple turns against each other, Bottom 2 is about to raise his gun and break things off.
The errand-running assistant has music playing in his Bluetooth earpiece, with one ear exposed. His face is solemn and composed
[Come on, Top 2 really didn't do it. He was set up too. Why won't he admit it just to save face? A man's mouth is harder than his dick, his whole damn life.]
Bottom 2 nearly fires his gun by accident: Huh?
Top 2 falls apart: Huh?
The pregnant Bottom has lost all hope, and the scum Top is gloating, delivering a shocking line.
The messenger butler stares straight ahead, his inner commentary practically flooding out.
[Go ahead, keep insulting him. The more you do, the faster he'll run.]
[No way, does this scum Top actually think the guy likes him? What kind of confidence makes him think the guy will stick around after being insulted like that? A few drinks and you're jumping around like a monkey, then you forget the rest... Wait, I think they get a happy ending after all. Good for them.]
Scum Top: ... What the "hell" was that sound?
*
Just when I thought my days would keep passing by in peaceful monotony, all the main characters started coming to me.
Bottom 1 asks me what's going on between Top 1 and his white moonlight.
Bottom 2 and Top 2 ask what their rival's next move will be.
Even the scum Top starts asking me for advice!
It's like they think I'm some all-knowing genius.
Even more terrifyingly,
the final boss of this melodramatic novel, the great villain the protagonist group has always feared, has set his sights on me too.
But he's not here to give me trouble.
He seems to be crazy.
*
The nth time the great villain stops me and demands to know where the boundaries of this world are, I realize he may have uncovered my secret: I transmigrated into a book.
But I stay calm. "I don't know what you're talking about."
I scream internally: [Oh, no! How did you find out?!]
The villain narrows his eyes and puts a hand on my neck in warning. "I'm not exactly known for my temper."
[Oh, no! How could I know?!]
My gaze travels from his handsome face down over his muscular, well-defined arms, and I suddenly space out.
[He's pretty handsome.]
The villain pauses.
Villain: ?
#When are you going to stop spacing out#
#Is this really what you should be thinking about when you're about to die#
A chatty, snarky, adorably clueless Bottom x a tsundere Top who always gives in in the end.
[Written in third person]
[Archived 2024.2.12]
Theme: As long as you have a dream, anyone can be the protagonist
After My Cross-Dressing Livestream Went Wrong at the Nobles' Academy
A Simp, but the Life-Ruining Kind
A Crematorium Romance
Strong Bro, But the Possessive, Competitive Version
After the Timid One Came to His Senses
After Going on a Variety Show with a Pretty Face, I Fell for Him [Entertainment Industry]
The Poor Little Darling Runs Away While Pregnant
Winning Over the Obsessive Male Lead
When a Timid Bottom Meets the Ice-Cold Beauty
After the Soft and Adorable Bottom Married a Short-Tempered CEO [Reborn]
My Runaway Marriage Match Is a Flirt
My Amnesiac Alpha Husband Keeps Trying to Divorce Me
It's funny, I've been thinking about this for so long. People who have hands and feet and can work are not mentally unhealthy. I like you every bit and have been delayed by you for so long. Is it possible that I just want your body?
It's pretty good. I don't think it's too confusing at the moment. The main CP is a happy person. Just kick the lucky CPs when they should. Just go with your feelings. Why should we frame the plot or the emotions?
This isn't just green tea, right? This is the heart. It doesn't look down on other people's kindness and specializes in making young lovers pornographic.
Why hasn't it been updated yet? Please update!
Needless to say, this pair of CP attacks is really the most amazing. . . . It's been like this and I still haven't figured out why Shou ran away. I'm convinced. No matter how much the protagonist assists, he can't help us.
Your writing is very good! I just like to watch the protagonist complain about these things, hahahahahaha, it's very interesting. For emotional scenes, you can take your time, you can write a long-lasting love story, and there are several pairs of CPs. It's still early, don't rush, don't rush QwQ
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh it is human nature to listen to gossip! Madam, this article is so interesting. Please don't give up and enter the v bar. 🤩 🤩
Well, I quite like this article. I think the setting of this article is quite interesting 😚 😚 😚 But as long as the author is happy
Take a good look and update soon. The author is great.
I'm a good boy, I just thought of this thing