
I Can’t Become a Buddha Without Roasting You
不怼你不成佛
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- Completed
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- 393k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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How many times have the protagonists of this article, Goodfellas, lived and died?
Watch Sioux City Mute Man's sweet text scam 4.0. The love between the protagonists is sweet, and the bald donkey and the little sticky cake are really cute... But other than that, the plot is really cruel, and the protagonists take turns to live and die. When you fall into the secular world and grow old together, it feels like success or failure, but you can't die yet. The world is still waiting for you to save it...
I finally finished reading it. The author's understanding of sweet stories may indeed be a little different from the general understanding... But if it refers to the emotional line, then indeed, the emotional line is free of abuse throughout the whole process. I have seen all kinds of emotional abuse. I want to say that in fact, this is what I like and yearn for the most. Soul mates all the way after falling in love, always supporting each other, no misunderstandings, no mouths but just don't use them, no mistakes. You don't understand me and I don't believe you. No one uses "for your own good" and "for you". If you can have sex, I will do it and lie to you, and it doesn't matter to me." This kind of self-righteous excuse hurts the other party. Both of them are extremely firm in their feelings and respect each other's choices. They both know what they want and understand what the other person wants, and they are both frank and harmonious. However, looking at the overall plot, it is definitely not a sweet story, let alone a happy story, but it cannot be said to be sad, it is just a bit frustrating. I personally think that the protagonist has a very charming personality and is very powerful, but most of the time these are not helpful to the protagonist's situation other than restarting. The protagonist is being played as a pawn or being cheated all the way, being pushed by various forces. He keeps falling into the trap - getting out of the trap with his body cut to pieces or even restarting - and falling into the trap again. The situation often takes a turn for the worse after a slightly better situation, let alone a life-and-death situation. I feel a little numb after watching it so many times. Although many things are originally planned by the protagonist, especially Wuyan, so for the protagonist, passiveness is also active. The protagonist doesn't care, but I, as a reader, have no choice because of this. I feel relieved () Fortunately, the author is quite humorous. He often shakes things outside of the main plot and enjoys watching it. Otherwise, it may be difficult and difficult for me with a glass heart to watch. It can be seen that what the author is writing is not about cultivating the skin. It is about the protagonist's upgrade history and the protagonist's search history. But how to put it, there are still some pitfalls. For example, many people leave some meaningful words and there is no follow-up. Secondly, the author seems to want to write that every force is gray, there is no strict right or wrong, and it is difficult for people to grasp that kind of story. , But in fact, it didn't feel like a sentiment about the fickleness of people's hearts, but rather a bit of a split. The protagonist would stand for a while and then kiss, without any sway in his heart, while some other people, apart from being pure villains and snobs, were selfish and selfless for a while, and I didn't know what they wanted. It made me a little confused, or maybe I didn't understand it very well. But generally speaking, as long as either the love line or the plot line satisfies me, I will be very happy. I was very happy when I read the love line of this article. I am especially grateful to the author for the extra chapter. I will go back and read it when the author's long story that he has written for several years is finished. I hope that day will come soon hahhh
Help, help, help, help, help Is this be? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I cried like a fool in the middle of the night and consumed a pack of paper. Crazy, crazy, crazy. Wow. I looked at the copy and thought it was a silly piece of writing. As a result, a knife stabbed me half to death. In the middle, I watched them climb out of the coffin and just take a breath. Just the ending is gone! The bald donkey is gone ah wow wow wow wow
But I finally finished reading it. It was the first time I read the ending, but I didn't read it all at once. This book made me unable to put it down. I read it intermittently for a long time before finally reaching the ending. The writing is good, but it is quite tragic. The two protagonists are either in misery or on the road to misery. There is blood or injuries between the lines. Sometimes a large number of people die. They live and die and die and live and die again. It is mentally and physically exhausted to watch.
When I think about he, I am so moved that I want to cry. When I think about the death of these two people, they died about 4 or 5 times in the whole story. . . Good to laugh out loud. . . If this was just a misunderstanding, there would be 600 chapters hhhhhhhh
In the end, the eyes became clear, and both parties should have recovered their memories and started practicing again. It can be really sweet
Although I have been reincarnated, I still feel that the two of us are still at odds with each other on the Road to Immortality. Even though Wuyan and Siqi had said before that the lotus would bloom, but Wuyan took one last look at Siqi and decided to go to the final level of the Immortal Road on his own. Wouldn't he be reluctant to let it go? Aren't he afraid that the lotus would not bloom? But he still has no hesitation. Siqi said that he would go with him, but he could only accompany him to Kunlun. He could only watch him fight for immortality, watch him die, and then be left guarding the lotus pond, hoping that the withered lotus would bloom.
I think it is good-looking and the plot is relatively compact. Anyway, I have no intention of abandoning the novel, and love is closely related to the great road. I originally thought it would be like giving up my family for everyone, but the reunion after reincarnation is considered a complete success.
How can this be a small torture? This is obviously a big torture. I have accepted it. I really can't stand it anymore. It's like tricking people into killing them. It's really annoying. I regret opening this book. Abuse is labeled as abuse. Do you think it is a sweet article? I can't stand it anymore. I feel really uncomfortable.