The CEO Is Always Getting Face-Slapped

The novel is complete. Please leave a rating! Xie Lang was born into a wealthy family. He was exceptionally handsome and supremely capable, the quintessential arrogant big shot, and an unattainable figure to countless admirers. He regularly made the headlines across every major section. His daily routine was all about making the world tremble with a word, and when he looked at people, his eyes were like a pie chart, precisely conveying three parts aloofness and three parts disdain. Jiang Li was a science-minded girl, with off-the-charts intelligence and negative emotional intelligence. She spent all her time with formaldehyde, doing biology experiments and dissecting corpses. Corpses smelled better than men to her. They belonged to completely different worlds, yet a sudden blind date forced them together. Right after they added each other on WeChat, Xie Lang thought, 'I need to remind this woman to know her place. Just because I agreed to this blind date, she shouldn't get any ideas.' Jiang Li sent him a message asking him to provide an IQ test report. She also said she wouldn't go on a date with a man whose IQ was below 130. Xie Lang: ? At their first meeting, Jiang Li gazed at him with tender affection, as if she'd fallen in love at first sight. Her bright eyes were full of adoration. Having been used to that sort of look since childhood, Xie Lang scoffed. 'All I can give her is the status of Mrs. Xie. Anyway, there's no way I can give her love.' Sure enough, Jiang Li lowered her eyes tenderly. "You look a little like the first corpse I ever dissected myself." Xie Lang: ?? Some time later, Xie Lang decided this woman had successfully caught his attention. He chartered sixteen helicopters, planning to make a once-in-a-century marriage proposal. Amid a shower of flowers drifting down from the sky and rich, fragrant scents, Jiang Li handed him a thick stack of exam papers. "Each test is 90 minutes long. Once you get a passing score, you can get a marriage license." Xie Lang: ??? This is freaking ridiculous. Let me recommend another new novel: One Thing Brings Another to Heel Lu Xingliu is the only son of the Lu family, one of the most powerful families in the capital. With exquisitely refined features, he looks as if he stepped out of a misty landscape painting. He is detached and proud, with rules and discipline engraved in his bones. He is an oddity in the decadent world of the wealthy. Ever since he entered military school, he has held himself to even stricter standards. Others are terrified of offending him. They speak to him in fear and trepidation, carefully weighing every word, and even raising their voices a little leaves them drenched in cold sweat. Chi Jiabao is the only daughter of a nouveau riche family from the countryside. Spoiled rotten since childhood, she is domineering and does whatever she pleases. Her catchphrase is, "Do you know who my dad is?" The two had nothing to do with each other until one day, at a friend's request, Lu Xingliu went to serve as an instructor on a show meant to reform spoiled rich kids. Lu Xingliu was so cold and forceful that he made the whole group of rich kids cry for their mothers and fear him like a tiger. When Chi Jiabao first arrived, she wore three gold chains around her neck, eight gold rings on her fingers, and a counterfeit LV bag she'd been talked into buying at her waist. The first time she saw Lu Xingliu, she tossed down a bank card and said with a swagger, "Hey, handsome. Two hundred thousand for a month with me." "Very well. I've never been rejected before. Do you know who my dad is?" Lu Xingliu: "...Get lost." At first sight of Lu Xingliu, Chi Jiabao was smitten with his looks. She bragged to her rowdy friends that she'd definitely win over the ice-cold beauty within a month. As the saying goes, a flower on a high mountain is only meant to be admired from afar. Chi Jiabao didn't just get close enough to admire him, she plucked him and had her way with him. She just never expected that one little fling would lead to such a huge mess. Chi Jiabao: This is bad. I need to run. Theme: Only by being independent can you have a beautiful romance.