After Losing My Memory, I Win by Letting a Cross-Dressing Master Carry Me

Recommending my newly completed modern romance, "The CEO Is Always Getting Face-Slapped".

Xie Lang comes from a wealthy family. He's stunningly handsome, exceptionally capable, and a textbook show-off, admired from afar by countless people. He regularly makes the headlines across every section, and his daily routine is to crush his rivals. Whenever he looks at someone, his eyes seem to display a pie chart, revealing exactly three parts cold indifference and three parts disdain.

Jiang Li is a science-minded straight shooter, with off-the-charts intelligence and negative emotional intelligence. She spends all her time around formaldehyde, conducting biology experiments and dissecting corpses. To her, dead bodies smell better than men.

The two of them are worlds apart, but a blind date arranged out of nowhere ties them together.

Right after they add each other on WeChat, Xie Lang thinks: "I should remind this woman to behave herself. Just because I agreed to go on a blind date with her doesn't mean she should get any ideas."

Jiang Li messages him, asking him to provide an IQ test report and stating that she won't go on a blind date with any man whose IQ is below 130.

Xie Lang: ?

At their first meeting, Jiang Li's gaze follows him, lingering as if she'd fallen in love at first sight. Her bright eyes are full of affection.

Used to getting looks like that since childhood, Xie Lang scoffs: "The only thing I can give her is the title of Mrs. Xie. In any case, love is something I definitely can't give her."

Sure enough, Jiang Li lowers her eyes tenderly. "You look a little like the first corpse I ever dissected with my own hands."

Xie Lang: ??

Some time later, Xie Lang decides this woman has successfully caught his attention. He hires sixteen helicopters, planning a proposal for the ages.

Flowers rain from the sky. Amid the heady fragrance, Jiang Li hands him a thick stack of exam papers. "Each exam lasts 90 minutes. If you pass, you can get a marriage license."

Xie Lang: ??? What the hell is this nonsense?

---Story blurb---

Before the incident, Shen Yuchi hated Pei Qinglin, the woman who seduced her father more than anyone. She publicly cursed her as a homewrecker and declared that if Pei Qinglin stayed in the family, she would leave.

Pei Qinglin is the powerful head of a prominent family. An accident forces him to work with Shen Yuchi's father, so he disguises himself as a woman and pretends to be his wife. Shen Yuchi misunderstands him and repeatedly gives him a hard time. Known for his coldness and ruthless methods, he plans to teach the insolent Shen Yuchi a lesson...

But both father and daughter are caught up in an accident, and Shen Yuchi loses five years of memories. Bound by their agreement, Pei Qinglin has no choice but to start taking care of her.

Shen Yuchi, with no memory of the past, is deeply moved and secretly vows to treat Pei Qinglin with filial devotion.

When thugs come after them, Shen Yuchi struggles to put herself in front of Pei Qinglin. "Auntie Pei, don't be afraid. I'll protect you!"

When they face a financial crisis, Shen Yuchi pulls out her piggy bank and gazes up at Pei Qinglin. "Auntie Pei, will this money be enough for you?"

Pei Qinglin suddenly realizes that Shen Yuchi is... kind of cute when she's lost her memory.

Shen Yuchi also realizes that ever since Pei Qinglin came into her life, everyone who used to look down on her has become inferior to her!

Bonus scene:

Everyone waits for Pei Qinglin to give the amnesiac Shen Yuchi a harsh reckoning. To everyone's utter shock, Pei Qinglin simply lays down two new house rules:

1. Shen Yuchi is not allowed to date.

2. If the person she's dating is him, the first rule doesn't apply.

The heroine is an adult. The leads do not have an adoptive relationship, and the hero is only pretending to be someone else.

Message: Goodness, kindness, and beauty lead to love.