After Becoming the Villainess, She Just Wants to Take It Easy

A fun new comedy in the same style

The CEO Keeps Getting Face-Slapped

Xie Lang was born into a wealthy family. He was handsome and exceptionally capable, the archetypal arrogant big shot, someone countless admirers could only dream of. He was a perennial headline across every section, and his daily routine was to make kings fall whenever the weather turned cold. When he looked at people, his eyes were like a pie chart, precisely conveying thirty percent indifference and thirty percent disdain.

Jiang Li was a science-minded, no-nonsense woman, with sky-high IQ and negative EQ. She spent all her time with formaldehyde, doing biology experiments and dissecting corpses. Corpses smelled better than men.

They were from completely different worlds, but a blind date dropped out of nowhere and forced them together.

As soon as they added each other on WeChat, Xie Lang thought, "I need to warn this woman to behave herself. Just because I agreed to go on a blind date with her doesn't mean she should get any ridiculous ideas."

Jiang Li sent him a message asking him to provide an IQ test report and stating that she wouldn't go on a blind date with any man whose IQ was below 130.

Xie Lang: ?

At their first meeting, Jiang Li's gaze lingered on him, as if she'd fallen in love at first sight. Her bright eyes were full of affection.

Xie Lang, accustomed to such looks since childhood, sneered. "All I can give her is the status of Mrs. Xie. Anyway, love is one thing I definitely can't give her."

Sure enough, Jiang Li lowered her eyes tenderly. "You look a little like the first corpse I ever dissected myself."

Xie Lang: ??

Some time later, Xie Lang decided this woman had successfully caught his attention. He chartered sixteen helicopters, planning a proposal for the ages.

Flowers drifted down from the sky, filling the air with their heady fragrance. Jiang Li handed him a thick stack of exam papers. "Each exam lasts 90 minutes. You can get a marriage license once you score a passing grade."

Xie Lang: ??? This is freaking ridiculous.

Main Story Blurb

Shen Luxi was a carefree slacker who transmigrated into the body of a villainous spy who had disguised herself as a man to infiltrate the Crown Prince's residence. The spy served as a guard there, but had betrayed the prince by colluding with his mortal enemy, earning the Crown Prince's deep hatred.

Though seriously ill, Crown Prince Ji Yong was no pushover. Every spy who entered his residence ended up dead...

A betting pool opened in the capital, with everyone wagering on how Guard Shen would die. Some bet she'd be strangled, others that she'd be poisoned.

Shen Luxi, a despairing slacker, asked, "Your Highness, how do you plan to kill me?"

Later... in the Eastern Palace's rear garden, the Crown Prince pinned her among the flowers and kissed her passionately. "I'll kiss you to death."

A joyful, silly comedy, not a serious historical drama. I'm working hard to improve.

Check out my completed novels in the same style: The Director Is So Clever and My Love Rival Became My Spouse

A fun new comedy in the same style

The CEO Keeps Getting Face-Slapped

Xie Lang was born into a wealthy family. He was handsome and exceptionally capable, the archetypal arrogant big shot, someone countless admirers could only dream of. He was a perennial headline across every section, and his daily routine was to make kings fall whenever the weather turned cold. When he looked at people, his eyes were like a pie chart, precisely conveying thirty percent indifference and thirty percent disdain.

Jiang Li was a science-minded, no-nonsense woman, with sky-high IQ and negative EQ. She spent all her time with formaldehyde, doing biology experiments and dissecting corpses. Corpses smelled better than men.

They were from completely different worlds, but a blind date dropped out of nowhere and forced them together.

As soon as they added each other on WeChat, Xie Lang thought, "I need to warn this woman to behave herself. Just because I agreed to go on a blind date with her doesn't mean she should get any ridiculous ideas."

Jiang Li sent him a message asking him to provide an IQ test report and stating that she wouldn't go on a blind date with any man whose IQ was below 130.

Xie Lang: ?

At their first meeting, Jiang Li's gaze lingered on him, as if she'd fallen in love at first sight. Her bright eyes were full of affection.

Xie Lang, accustomed to such looks since childhood, sneered. "All I can give her is the status of Mrs. Xie. Anyway, love is one thing I definitely can't give her."

Sure enough, Jiang Li lowered her eyes tenderly. "You look a little like the first corpse I ever dissected myself."

Xie Lang: ??

Some time later, Xie Lang decided this woman had successfully caught his attention. He chartered sixteen helicopters, planning a proposal for the ages.

Flowers drifted down from the sky, filling the air with their heady fragrance. Jiang Li handed him a thick stack of exam papers. "Each exam lasts 90 minutes. You can get a marriage license once you score a passing grade."

Xie Lang: ??? This is freaking ridiculous.

Theme: Even in adversity, never give up hope