1995 American Prep School Simulator

You wake up one day and find yourself transmigrated into the most notorious private prep school on the Upper East Side. Every student is glamorous, rich, and powerful.

Although, behind closed doors, every one of them is a walking disaster.

Psychos, players, man-children, bullies, pretentious fakes…

All smiles, all fake, and incredibly mean.

They’re all awful.

And you, an outsider who got in by sheer luck thanks to a mysterious sponsor, have become the Chinese transfer student they think they can push around: a toy to liven up their boring lives.

They don’t know you’ve read the script. This glamorous world of fame and fortune among America’s upper class in the ’90s is actually a TV drama.

When the most popular rich kid “accidentally” spills his friendly cup of coffee on you, he says, “The view around this corner can be pretty bad sometimes… I think I heard you’re a new transfer student from Japan? Please accept my apology.”

Hold on. You really think you can mess with me by treating me like I’m Japanese?

Anger level at being doused with coffee: 100%.

Anger level at being mistaken for Japanese: 10,000%.

You smile and lean close to his ear:

“I think I also heard your father’s mistress is pregnant. Should I congratulate you in front of everyone on your new little brother?”

The perfect smile finally freezes on his face.

American-school-bullying stereotype +1

Since humans and dogs can’t understand each other,

we’ll communicate in the only way they understand.

#Reader’s Guide:

1. The story is told in third person.

2. The heroine likes to train dogs.

3. Set in an alternate version of ’90s America, blending TV dramas. Pure fiction, so please don’t apply it to real life.

4. The author knows nothing about American high schools and writes whatever comes to mind. This is a melodramatic TV-drama world: there’s always an NPC around the corner, something always happens in the hallway, the System can hand out missions at any time. Everything serves the plot.

5. A brainless power fantasy with no logic.

Theme: No matter where you are, never forget who you are