The Strongest Gets Blasted by Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Every Day

[Please add my next fanfic to your reading list: Who Would Want to Marry Atobe After Rebirth? A Wife-Chasing Crematorium] Onoda Yuna is Academy City's Level 5 most eager to erase her embarrassing past. Her ability is called "Embarrassment Amplification": As long as I'm not embarrassed, you all will be the ones to die :) Side effect of her superpower: The entire universe's toe-curling progress increases by 100% * [Jujutsu Kaisen: The Teacher Dignity Defense Campaign] The moment the strongest Jujutsu Sorcerer pulls off his blindfold... "Baby, I just read your fortune!" The girl swings past Satoru Gojo, clutching a cursed spirit's tentacle. "You're destined to have me!" The Special Grade Cursed Spirit explodes into fireworks amid pink waves of light. The white-haired teacher clutches his failed attempt at teleporting with Azure cursed energy. "Principal Yaga, does this count as harassing a teacher?" [Demon Slayer: The Infinity Castle Collapse Incident] The instant the Demon King sends his whip blades slicing through the air... "I'm nine and you're three!" The girl grabs Muzan's luxurious lapel and shouts into the blood-red gale, "It's you, and only you!" As the Twelve Kizuki's toes curl in collective embarrassment with a deafening noise, the Demon King's furious whip blades smash through three levels of buildings. "Ubuyashiki!! There's something wrong with your Hashira's orientation training!!" [Hunter x Hunter: Yorknew City's Night of Shame] As Chrollo's Bandit's Secret turns to its deadly chapter... "You're my north, south, east, and west!" The girl suddenly stands in front of the auction item and recites passionately, "You mean more than all my ordinary days and nights!" The Phantom Troupe collectively leans back in a tactical retreat. Feitan quietly puts on noise-canceling headphones. [Bungo Stray Dogs: The Gravity User's Breakdown] The moment Chuuya activates his ability, she snatches his hat and puts it on her own head. "Do you know why I'm nearsighted? Because you're all I can see!" The gravity user stumbles and crashes through three walls. "Dazai! You definitely taught her to say that!!" [Inuyasha: A Great Demon Flees for His Life] As Sesshomaru's Bakusaiga comes down, she grabs Jaken and uses him as a loudspeaker. "This is the palm, and this is the back of my hand. You're my little darling!" Meido Zangetsuha veers off course as it trembles violently. Sesshomaru shouts, "Rin! Cover your ears and retreat fifteen kilometers at once!" #Save the world while toe-curlingly cringing your way to the Demon Fairy Castle# #The villains apply for a dialogue-blocking System in the middle of the night# #The correct way to win over someone with Limitless using cheesy pickup lines# [Reader's Guide] 1. This is a ridiculous setup. Any OOC behavior is on me, and there are lots of headcanons. 2. The female lead's skill: The less embarrassed she is, the more inhumanly powerful she becomes. 3. An everyone-survives alternate universe. I'll save whoever I can. Theme: Grow and surpass yourself through constant challenges.