[My next story will be A Genius Asian Aristocrat's Guide to Surviving at an Elite American High School. Please add it to your collection, pretty please QAQ]
*Best enjoyed with Taylor Swift's "Welcome To New York."
On her first day in the US, Fang Yuan unexpectedly binds herself to the Rich Person Simulator.
[Welcome to the Rich Person Simulator!]
[Want to experience the life of the rich? Want to live a life of lavish spending? Girl, bind yourself to me!]
Fang "Poor International Student" Yuan: At last, this unbelievable fortune has finally come my way!
[Infinite funds deposited. Host, please complete your sign-in task as soon as possible: own a luxury car!]
Fang Yuan, overjoyed, picked up a Maybach.
[Sign-in task complete! Host, please go to the best school and join the old-money class!]
Fang Yuan: ...Huh? The old-money class? Me?
*
Deerfield Academy, the number-one school in the US, is the cradle of old- and new-money heirs.
Here, the children of top tycoons clash with one another. They spend money like water and are full of ambition, each determined to build a new order at the school.
Those admitted to Deerfield Academy's old-money class are the cream of the crop, arrogant and uninhibited, looking down on everyone. They have the minds of geniuses and the perfect faces and bodies of celebrities, and their followers could circle the entire United States.
Some call them the very darlings of God.
The only time they ever cried was when they were born.
The greatest hardship they've ever endured was the iced Americano in their hands.
*
A transfer student has joined Deerfield Academy's old-money class.
Unlike the other students, who are all rich and influential, rumor has it that the transfer student is a lowly commoner.
Everyone laughs, speculating about when the old-money young masters will kick her out.
Meanwhile, Fang Yuan stands at the podium, numb-faced, introducing herself.
Below her, the heirs of the top old-money families gaze at her with amusement and hostility. Their predatory eyes are fixed on her.
[Task One issued! Host, replace Ian Finsher and become the architect of the school's new order!]
[Task Two issued! Host, make the heirs of the old-money class your followers by the end of the first academic year!]
Fang Yuan swallows as she looks at the expressionless heirs, all of whom are nearly two meters tall.
Fang Yuan: ...Just destroy the world already!
Whoever wants this incredible fortune can have it!
But it takes less than one academic year before she is forced to sit on Ian's strong, muscular lap. He wraps her completely in his arms, presses his beautiful face into her palm, and sways his golden hair as a tangle of emotions fills his azure eyes.
"Sweetie, I hurt my hand."
"But driving off those obnoxious dogs for sweetie is my job. You only need one dog, and that's me."
"Sweetie, touch my hand. It hurts so much."
Fang Yuan looks utterly broken. Are you seriously asking me to touch your hand?!
[OMG! Is this transfer student really that rich? She donated all three of the school's new libraries?!]
[Holy shit! How did she replace Young Master Ian and become the big boss of our school?]
[Another day of watching the old-money princes and princesses fight over the transfer student.]
[Before You Read:]
1. This is a fictional university with no real-life counterparts. Don't take it too seriously. I'm already writing a fantastical story like this, so cut me some slack (sigh). 2. All the male characters are virgins. 3. Please don't offer writing advice. You don't need to tell me if you're dropping the story.
❤️ Blurb for A Genius Asian Aristocrat's Guide to Surviving at an Elite American High School:
As she enters her senior year, Si Jia's greatest wish is to remain a boring little mouse in the eyes of the elites, finish her humanities assignments and relationship report, make her final preparations for applying to MIT, and get through high school without incident.
But on the first day of school, Si Jia's modest wish falls apart.
She unexpectedly binds herself to the Dazzling Genius System.
[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've bound yourself to the Dazzling Genius System!]
[Geniuses don't need to hide their abilities or deliberately keep a low profile! A genius should have people who love them lining up from New York to Paris, and the more lovers, the more impressive! Make the people who hate you grind their teeth in frustration, able to do nothing but rage helplessly!]
Si Jia falls silent. ...If I stand out so much that the elites notice me, won't I just go from being a little mouse to being their plaything?
[Wow! As expected of a genius Host, you've already figured out how to climb the social ladder!]
Si Jia rubs her forehead. How do I unsubscribe from this idiotic thing?
*
Glastonbury Academy, one of the top private high schools in the US.
Old- and new-money heirs gather here. The heirs at the top of the pyramid worship lineage, money, and power. In their eyes, people fall into just three categories: allies, followers, and playthings.
Si Jia is none of the above.
To the children of the tycoons, she is the lowest of the low, a rat in the gutter, so insignificant that nobody would find it entertaining to toy with her.
She is too dull, stiff, and withdrawn, a perfect fit for the American stereotype of an Asian bookworm. Even as a genius, she still isn't popular.
At first, the heirs at the top of the pyramid wouldn't even glance at a little mouse like Si Jia.
But later, this very bookworm, whom they had all looked down on, stole every honor they cared about and every eye in the room, like a typhoon sweeping through, all because of her genius.
At first, the children of the tycoons stubbornly denied it. None of them would admit the truth.
But later, they used every trick in the book, lowered themselves into the dust, and seduced her like wanton lovers. They spelled it out, word by word, telling her "I love you" over and over again, while Si Jia barely reacted.
Afterward, she carefully helped them get dressed, smiled, and spoke with sincere courtesy.
"Thank you for being the subjects of my relationship study."
"The experiment is over now. I sincerely thank you."
It turned out that they were her little lab rats.
In the dark and deathly silence, despair and madness began to spread among the elites like a virus, twisting them out of shape. They stared at her greedily.
Those were the eyes of predators about to hunt, saying they would never give up until they got what they wanted, even if it killed them.
Unfortunately for Si Jia,
She had been marked.
[Before You Read]
1. American high school lasts four years. Senior year is equivalent to Grade 12 in China.
2. All seniors are adults, and the main characters are all at least eighteen.
[Blurb written on July 30, 2026. Screenshot saved as proof. Please do not copy.]
Theme: Live well
December? Seriously?
To be an underground lover, it is less likely to arouse suspicion because they are friends. To be honest, it is unnecessary to make the heroine's situation worse for the sake of Sauron. Sauron did not do the heroine any good. When the heroine was in trouble, he provoked the heroine but then abandoned her and walked away. He only appeared after the heroine became rich. It is really a bit useless.
I feel that this paragraph is a bit exaggerated 😂 Simply because Sauron's words are a bit too stimulating (personal opinion)
Oh my god, after reading it for so long, this chapter is just right! 😆😆😆 It's this Xiong Jingshuang, money, power and men are the best supplements for women 🐶
Actually, I don't quite understand why my sister pretends not to know Ian (maybe I read too quickly😓)
Sauron is so service-minded
Is the author going to take the postgraduate entrance examination? If you give me European energy, you will definitely be able to go ashore 🌈
Ah ah ah, I'll go to Reed and you can prepare it for the table.
Why are you crazy 🐶 Looking forward to the follow-up revelation
Dion gets big points from his sister