I Heard I’m the Model Couple with 5T5

Xia You is a vampire, and also a student about to enroll at Tokyo Jujutsu High. Ever since he was little, he's been told never to reveal his identity and never to drink human blood on a whim. Xia You is absolutely certain no one will see through his disguise. Fully prepared, Xia You walks into the school on his first day, only to be stopped by the Six Eyes of the Gojo family, one of the legendary Three Great Families. The white-haired, blue-eyed guy plants a hand on his hip, raises the other, and bellows at him with all his might: "Jie! What weird setting is it this time?" Xia You: "Who are you?" 5t5: "Last time you were my childhood sweetheart, the time before that my child bride, and the time before that, a fox repaying a kindness... So what is it this time?" Xia You: "If you're sick, go get treated." Though Xia You seems calm as he scolds 5t5, he's actually terrified inside, afraid the guy in little sunglasses will say something shocking and blurt out that he's a vampire. From the moment 5t5 decides to enroll at Tokyo Jujutsu High, he's forced to receive memories from different worlds. In every world, there's a clingy best friend in his life, and without fail, that best friend eventually becomes his romantic partner. 5t5 calls it a miracle. Heaven must want them to be together forever, so it gave him these memories to help him pursue his best friend with plenty of experience. At first, only Tokyo Jujutsu High knows. Then Kyoto Jujutsu High finds out, and after that the whole jujutsu world. Eventually, the rumors reach the vampire community. Everyone knows Xia You and 5t5 are a couple, always glued to each other, and the model pairing in the whole shipper community. Thanks to 5t5's efforts, they finally make the transition from ordinary friends to best friends, and from best friends to lovers. When a purple rose appears as a mark on his right collarbone, he finally realizes that this time, his Jie is a vampire. 5t5: "Jie! Are you hungry? Want something to eat?" 5t5: "Jie! I saved you some blood plasma. Don't miss me while you're away on business!" 5t5: "Jie..." Xia You: "...It's not like I have to drink blood plasma!" There's a kind of hunger called your partner thinking you're hungry. Reading guide: 1. Pairing: Gojo x Geto 2. Major OOC warning 3. The vampire setting is based on other works 4. Amateur writing, logic thrown to the dogs, author going wild Theme: Strive to achieve world peace