You Want to Hurt Me? Sorry, I Don't Feel a Thing [Quick Transmigration]

Pain insensitivity is a rare condition that dulls a person's sense of pain. As luck would have it, Bai Zhi, the newly assigned Host, is a patient himself. "Does everyone who transmigrates end up in an angst novel?" "Sorry, I don't feel pain. :)"... Sounds great, right? The System, sobbing in the bathroom, is here to tell you it is absolutely not!! System: Please take it easy! This body can't handle you messing around like this. (ugly crying) Bai Zhi: I fear no dismemberment. I only fear leaving this world with my innocence intact. Now that I can't feel pain, can't I at least seek some pleasure? (smiles) [In short, cold-blooded scum top (Li Yuan) x various naturally seductive bottoms (Bai Zhi)] Explanation: The bottom's loss of pain sensation isn't limited to external injuries. It also includes internal pain caused by various illnesses. This story focuses on the bottom being abused physically without feeling pain, while the top is tormented emotionally until he hurts like hell. Want to see a scum top love someone he can't have and weep in despair? Come on in. :) Note: 1. Quick Transmigration, with all kinds of melodramatic twists. The bottom is outrageously charming. == 2. One-on-one, and of course, a happy ending. They both slowly learn how to love. P.S. The bottom is as pure as a blank sheet of paper. (Yeah, right.) Related upcoming story: After Returning from Quick Transmigration, I Became a Superstar. Please add it to your favorites! Blurb: Bai Zhi, the male lead of a beloved Quick Transmigration scum-bashing story, gets a new job as an arts college student about to become a CEO's kept lover. He hurriedly packs his bags, ready to move into his birdcage, but the System stops him. System: Times have changed, sir. Stories are wholesome now. If you want to start over, you have to take the innocent route. Bai Zhi: I already took my pants off, and now you're telling me this? The alluring bottom disguises himself as an innocent little angel. When his agent, stood up by him, angrily says he's impossible to work with and that with acting skills good only enough to play a corpse, he'll never make it without taking shortcuts, Bai Zhi replies, "Oh, is that all?" Later. Bai Zhi, once mocked as an actor fit only to play the dead, becomes the textbook example of great acting and stands on the stage to receive the highest honor an actor can win. He delivers his famous line: "Even if all I can play is a corpse, I'm still a method actor." Bai Zhi makes a thriving career in the entertainment industry with acting skills honed through countless Quick Transmigration worlds. Then he runs into the CEO who almost became his sugar daddy when he first transmigrated. The man looks exactly like the scum top who abused him across eight lifetimes. Bai Zhi's expression flickers, but he quickly composes himself. "What a coincidence. Did you get a new job too?" Note: This is a fanfic featuring characters from the author's own series, You Want to Abuse Me? Sorry, I Can't Feel Pain. [Quick Transmigration]. A true revival of a classic. Come check out the author's Weibo, hehe. :) Theme: Love yourself before loving someone else.