The Comeback of the Clapback King

Yan Yong was once a well-known artist on a certain website. After suddenly retiring, he opened an alt account on Weibo called "Where Does the Breeze Come From" and began a new chapter in his life of taking on the whole world. Netizen A: I saw an inspirational relationship post today that said, "If a guy isn't good enough, what right does he have to ask a girl to make sacrifices for him? Given the same circumstances, it's actually the guy who's not good enough for the girl." I think that makes a lot of sense, so I'm sharing it with everyone. [Shared file] Where Does the Breeze Come From: The ones who were good enough for you have all found someone better. Thanks for doing such a dedicated job of setting the bar! Netizen B: There's been way too much talk about plagiarism online lately! So what if someone plagiarized? If they did a good job, that's their talent. You're just jealous. We like reading it! Where Does the Breeze Come From: Good point. Show me your thesis. I guarantee I'll plagiarize it better than you wrote it, and plenty of professors will love it. Netizen C: I may have been the other woman, but I know I'm a good girl. He and I truly love each other. Where Does the Breeze Come From: Your future husband's mistress will say the same thing. His textbook-perfect comebacks and refreshing presence in the world of online flame wars made Yan Yong an overnight internet sensation, both loved and hated, with a following rivaling that of his main account as an artist on Weibo. Yan Yong: Exo me? He really just wanted to be a nobody in the world of online comebacks! Top, sadistic tsundere sharp-tongued top x masochistic, sweet and silly, loyal puppy-like stalker bottom. The bottom pursues the top, and the bottom dotes on the top. No breaking them up, no swapping roles, no bad ending. Complete in under 100,000 words. Note: The bottom's "sweet and silly" trait needs those quotation marks. It's not the traditional kind of sweet and silly, so don't get the wrong idea. ⊙ω⊙ Theme: