The Jianghu Has a Vicious Cat

No one knows when it began, but a legend about a vicious cat started spreading through the martial world.

They say that in a town somewhere in the south, there is a black tabby cat who studied under the retired former greatest swordsman in the martial world. Its skills have reached the pinnacle. When more than a dozen people attacked it at once, it knocked them out almost simultaneously with incredible speed. When they woke, their faces were covered in scratches, and paw prints like plum blossoms were branded between their brows. The marks would not fade for three months.

In a restaurant, a young newcomer to the martial world heard the story and thought the storyteller was exaggerating. He slapped the table and laughed. "It's just a cat, yet you make it sound so miraculous! I don't believe you! If that cat really is as powerful as you say, I'll eat this table right here!"

Before he had finished speaking, a gray-black blur shot in through the window and pounced at the young man's face like lightning, slamming into the center of it. The tremendous impact snapped his nose bone. Blood sprayed from both nostrils, and his front teeth flew out of his mouth. The young man crashed to the floor, limbs twisted, unconscious.

And the culprit, the black tabby, landed lightly on the table. Its coat was sleek and glossy, covered in black markings like ink plum blossoms. It lifted its head slightly, ears swept back, eyes narrowed to slits, and tail curled obediently beside its four paws. It looked dignified and fearsome without even trying.

The storyteller's smile widened at the sight of the cat. He closed his fan and pointed leisurely at the unconscious young man on the floor. "Come on, haul this freeloader out of here!"

Zhuang Yu says that when he first received a commission from two parents to find their spoiled brats and teach them a little lesson, he refused.

He's a cool and aloof tabby cat, not a wish-granting bottle.

But he couldn't help it. They were paying far too much.

The kitty has no ill intentions. He just wants to earn a few small dried fish.

A top, transmigrated black tabby cat top. He'll jump up and smash your kneecaps!

Loves a little brainless, silly everyday fun. Not a wuxia novel.

Theme: Live life earnestly.