Before opening this story, please read the following carefully.
This is a lighthearted, fluffy, brainless story. The characters are severely out of character, and the plot is a complete mess. The author's unhinged writing style may make you uncomfortable, so please prepare yourself before reading.
Recently, Naruto noticed that someone was always staring at him with lovestruck, starry-eyed adoration!
And that someone was none other than his sworn enemy, Uchiha Sasuke.
From the moment they met, the plot went completely off the rails...
To Sasuke, the fact that the whole love-and-hate plot had gone off the rails was no big deal. Nor was the fact that all the ninja spent every day being blinded by the two of them!
The only big deal was...
#Uzumaki Naruto! If you don't take responsibility for me, I'll run away from home!#
Kakashi: Oh dear, here we go again...
Obito: How many times has this happened this month?
The Nine-Tails: They call it premarital jitters...
Minato: Daughter-in-law, stay calm!
Naruto: Sasuke, stop fooling around. Have you forgotten you're terrible with directions?
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: Besides, how could I ever abandon you?
Sasuke: Hmph!
Everyone: Just get married already!
Reader's guide:
1. Centered on Uzumaki Naruto. I'll try to keep the characters in character (which is impossible).*
2. Sasuke, Minato, and the Nine-Tails are not from the original story.
3. Main couples: NaruSasu, ObitoKaka, MinaKushi.*
4. If you like it, remember to bookmark. If you don't, just click the X in the upper right and maybe we'll meet again.
5. Please don't take any bugs too seriously.
Also, A Fei has started a reader group. Everyone's welcome to come pester me for updates. Group number: 88011806
So Minato's father got the idea? Kushina's mother's PA was covered with butterflies? It's better to do four nine first and then four nine.
Hey~ Did I just say that the crow is Shisui~
It should be Shisui, and Shisui is probably the Uchiha clan leader in the G organization. Because the clan leader can also use Crow Substitution Technique, and the only one who can use this method besides Itachi is Shisui.
When are you going to update the article?
Old Mother Shikamaru: Oh, you didn't listen to me today either
So... Shikamaru is Naruto's older brother?
[Looking down and pointing fingers] Can you remind the person next door to update? Two cute Obitos
Ahhhhhhhh!?
Updated!!!!!??
Updated ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-!!!