[Naruto] The Right Way to Deal with Your Nemesis

2019-03-31 09:46:21: Marked as complete. 2022-11-30: Removed some author notes. Sorry for the interruption. If you want to remove this from your collection, feel free. This is a crack pairing based on a wild idea, with characters' genders swapped. Read with caution. If you don't like it, hit the back button in the upper-left corner or the red X in the upper-right to save yourself. Also, some chapters have extremely long author notes, with lots of my personal interpretations of the original work and its characters. Sometimes I also put a lot of personal-life stuff in the author notes. If you don't want to read that, save yourself with the X in the upper-right or the back button in the upper-left. Also, I came back and saw comments complaining that my author notes are just too long. I'll say whatever I want in my author notes. I don't make a living writing this stuff anyway. I'm just a mediocre cook of fanworks, doing it for love. As for the writing, I was in high school when I started this thing. It had no outline and was just a crack pairing based on a wild idea. I originally planned to write only a short, fun comedy, not something this long. But it kept growing as I wrote, and eventually I came up with a plotline. Then, in my first year of college, I was constantly thinking about changing majors and dealing with a bunch of awful things, so it ended up unfinished. Read with caution. The final chapter does include some of the follow-up plot and ending I originally had in mind. Some locked chapters were locked by me, and some by the site. Don't ask me what they are; I'm too lazy to fix them. I only came back to remove some of the author notes. That's all. When the conflict between the Senju and Uchiha clans came to a temporary end through the mediation of their two clan leaders, Izuna suddenly noticed that something seemed off about his sworn enemy, the man he'd been trading blows with for nearly twenty years. Please note before reading: * This story has no outline. * Characterization may be off. * It's based on a wild idea. * The author has frequent bouts of weirdness. * #TakingTheAuthorSeriouslyIsALosingGame# #AuthorNotesAreTheRealHighlights# #TheAuthorHasSomethingWrongWithTheirBrain# * I'm a manga reader and know almost nothing about the anime-original plot. But don't expect too much research from an idiot like me with a low IQ... * Logic is dead because the stupid author ate it. * The style switches quickly between everyday comedy and serious drama, all because the author has random brain farts. * (Probably, maybe) includes a little Hashirama x Madara (Madara x Hashirama? I don't know either...) * I may revise the story here and there (awkward sentences and bugs), but I won't lock chapters to do it. * I won't tell you that I once thought I might get long comments after finishing this story, because I know what I ended up doing. (But I still want to...) (Stop it.) * Don't ask me about the contents of chapters 28 and 103 or when they'll be unlocked. I won't answer or unlock them, so please piece things together from the context _(:з"∠)_ * Chapter 36 somehow hit a nerve with JJ. I didn't see any notice highlighting it, but it was still locked. Nothing I can do. Theme: