First, a serious clarification: The title isn't a joke! The tags were chosen after careful consideration.
Literary version:
Once upon a time, in a faraway village, there were two great families with an ancient feud: the Capulets and the Montagues. Oh no, wrong script. The Uchiha and the Senju.
One day, their heirs met by a little river. Senju Hashirama encountered Uchiha Madara. When Romeo meets Juliet...
A so-called love story.
The truth:
Hashirama the Emperor: My good buddy is pregnant (⊙_⊙) → The father is unknown Σ( ° △ °|||)︴ → What?! It's mine?! That's impossible Σ(っ °Д °;)っ
The little boat of friendship capsizes at the drop of a hat.
Madara: I'm pregnant (⊙_⊙) → Boyfriend and best friend have merged into one ╭(╯^╰)╮ → How dare that bastard fake his own death! The deadbeat dad is going down!!! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
The love liner sinks just like that.
I have chapters stockpiled and will update daily! I'm just that willful~~~~ Updates will probably be around 10 p.m. If I'm in a good mood, I'll post extra chapters 233333
A warning before you dive in: ABO! ABO! ABO! I wish I could spam reminders about this important point.
Since it's ABO, why worry about OOC? ╮(╯_╰)╭
The author's dumb and has low IQ, so bugs are everywhere and logic has gone to the dogs.
Lastly: The story really is good, and the author is really adorable (☆w☆). Please love me again!!! Don't hold back, pelt me with positive comments o(*////▽////*)q
Leave of absence notice: My studies are demanding and real life is too busy. I don't know when I'll be back. Thank you for understanding.
I don't know when I can wait until Dada comes back
God, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ten years, ten years later I came back to watch it again, but I didn't expect there was still only this, woo woo woo
Don't forget us!
Ali!! Come back soon!!! QAQ
I miss the author so much. When I came back and took a quick look at the beginning of Chapter 59, I thought you were on blind date leave.
Ali is going to disappear for a while, but I will continue Konoha-sama's side story. Unfortunately, I can't post it here. Continuously posting in the comment area of the same chapter will be regarded as a score gain by Jinjiang_(:з∠)_So, friends who want to watch it can come to Ali's group to play, and I will forward the subsequent chapters in the group. Of course, write it down and forward it_(:з∠)_
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4 The years are quiet and peaceful, and this world is stable. In the blink of an eye, more than thirty years have passed, and the grand wedding of Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara seems like yesterday. After so many years, there are also light silver threads appearing on the sides of their buns. Although their bodies are very strong, the traces of years of wear and tear can be seen on their bodies. As a ninja, it was unimaginable in the Warring States Period, a time of endless war, to be able to grow old together with his lover and have children and grandchildren. Today, long after the establishment of Konoha Ninja Village, this matter has been realized. The matter of ninjas dying of old age in the hospital bed is no longer a fantasy but a reality that is happening. In addition to the eldest son who was wandering away, the twin dumplings who followed Madara around back then have also grown up. His elder brother, Uzumaki Ayaka, the daughter of Senju Uzumaki and Uzumaki Mito Senju Mooka's daughter, has been married for many years and has two children, Tsunade and Naoki. His younger sister, Mirai Uchiha, and Kagami Uchiha have long been in love. The two usually show affection in their words and deeds, and the only thing missing is the process of getting married. Looking at their children who have grown up to talk about marriage, Hashirama and Madara were filled with emotion, "It seems like yesterday they were still in my belly, and today I found out that they were married and had children. Time flies so fast." Madara said to Hashirama. "Yeah, it feels like you kicked me out of the village yesterday to kill the Anti-Konoha Alliance..." "That's enough! How long do you want to remember this matter?" "I don't care, anyway, I will remember it for the rest of my life, and I will never leave your side again!" "... Forget it, it's up to you." In the relationship between the two, Madara is always the one who compromises on small things first. Hashirama would never forget anything that happened when Madara was pregnant. Because these things caused serious psychological trauma to him. I remember it was the year when Madara was pregnant with twins. Because Madara's pregnancy was still not going well this time, she was too nervous and the specific news leaked. The entire ninja world knew that Madara was currently in a rare period of weakness, so some people who thought they had an opportunity started to jump up and down. Therefore, in order to quell the war, under the strict orders of his own sense of responsibility, Hashirama had to put down his pregnant lover and go to the place where the war broke out to quell the war. I remember the night before departure, Hashirama was lying on the bed with Madara and Yui in his arms. Perhaps because of his pregnancy, Madara muttered a lot of sentimental words. There are many things to pay attention to. For example: when on the battlefield, don't worry about others, take care of yourself first, don't rely on your immortal body to recover quickly and ignore minor injuries, don't believe too much if the enemy shows weakness and surrenders, etc. In the end, as he talked, he felt so sleepy that his voice became quieter and quieter, and finally he fell asleep in Hashirama's arms. Hashirama couldn't sleep, so he looked at Madara's plump face, which he had raised during pregnancy, quietly with the faint moonlight coming in from the window, as if he wanted to carve his face into his heart. Just as he held Madara in his arms until the sky dimmed, Hashirama slowly opened his eyes, exhaled softly, and carefully wrapped Madara from his arms into the quilt. He gently stood up and went outside to put on his coat and armor. When he turned around, he found that Madara had already gotten up from the bed, cleaned himself up and put on his regular clothes. He was standing at the door with his coat on, holding the door and breathing. There was still water vapor in his eyes because he had just woken up. It seemed that he was preparing to see him off. When Hashirama left Konoha, he felt a little uneasy when he saw Madara coming out with him. He did not approve of Madara going out to enjoy the cold wind at this time. "Leaving now? So soon." Madara asked in a daze. He seemed to be in a daze without waking up. He stretched out his hand to pull Hashirama, and it seemed that he didn't want him to leave. Izuna held Konoha aside and watched them say goodbye quietly, but Konoha looked at a cherry blossom tree on the street with a stiff face, as if he suddenly had a strong interest in this tree, even though the cherry blossom trees in winter only have dead branches. "Yes, let's go now." Hashirama looked at Madara, feeling a little sad. Why did he want to leave him at this time? I still remember that the last time Madara was pregnant, I left for official business, but the village was attacked. Madara was forced to fight alone while pregnant. Although he protected the village, the child was born prematurely. What was even worse was the details of difficult labor that he heard from Mito... And a series of other events. Thinking like this, Hashirama not only felt more sad, he also felt like someone was pricking his heart with a needle, and the pain was thin and continuous, but it was not visible on his face. After hesitating for a moment, he boldly poked his head over in front of everyone, and gently kissed Madara on the cheek. Then, before Madara was stunned and had no time to react, he quickly turned around and came to the crowd, and started to boost everyone's morale as if nothing had happened. He was afraid that if he moved slower, he would never be able to leave. The nails of his clenched hands were deeply embedded in the palms of his hands. As if he didn't feel any pain, he explained to Tobirama the arrangements for the defense of Konoha Village after he left the village with a normal expression. The palm of his hand healed quickly under the influence of the Immortal Human Body without even a drop of blood. No one noticed his little out-of-control movement just now. Tobirama listened to his elder brother's verbosity, even if he was impatient, there was nothing he could do about it. He had a "criminal record" and it was understandable that Hashirama was particularly worried. Izuna listened very attentively and would add a sentence or two from time to time. However, Konoha, who was only nine years old, had a strange expression. Although he had a cold face, it could be felt that he was a little frustrated by the content of the conversation between the few people. But at this time, everyone's focus was not on him, so naturally no one noticed his weird behavior. Not long after, the "Peaceful Future of the World" team specially dispatched by Konoha Village set out just to put down the war started by the alliance of many small countries under the pretext of "overthrowing the hegemonic Konoha". Madara stood with Izumi at the entrance of the village, watching Hashirama and the others go away until they were blurry, and laughed at himself in his heart: He was clearly urging him to leave, so why would he make such a gesture here. What's more, it's just a group of ants. If it weren't for the purpose of calming down the war as soon as possible, lest the daimyo use this as an excuse to start fighting for power and lead to a large-scale war. Let him and Hashirama's years of efforts to achieve world peace be wasted, and he would not almost force Hashirama to deal with those ants as quickly as possible by eliminating the source. And it's just a bunch of ants, nothing will happen to him.
Er Xiong, this scumbag, actually confiscated the curly mirror and became his apprentice. He deserves to be orphaned!
Like it, I've been busy lately QAQ