[Harry Potter] Beyond the River of Time

The passage of time has shaped who we are today. To predict a person's future, you must first know their past. That serious-sounding blurb above was a lie to fool you all! Severus: If there were ever a day when he didn't make me wake up worrying first thing in the morning, then Gryffindor Tower must have been blown up. He couldn't imagine a more "delightful" idea. Lucius: The Dark Lord must have been driven to death by Al. I mean the younger one. Old Potter: I can only pray to Merlin for a daughter. If Lily has a son as mischievous as his Uncle Mel, I don't think my hairline will stand a chance. Dumbledore: Ahahahahahaha, using Transfiguration like that? Oh, no, please don't try to turn my group of cockroaches into a group of dung beetles. Thank you, Mr. Mel. A Potions Professor who terrifies children and a half-elf shrimp. I just got a sudden notice that the HP story can't be monetized after all. So I'll finish it, but I can't update daily, because now I have to earn money to support my family by focusing on stories that can be monetized. Aaaaaah, why?! I've already written 200,000 characters, and now they're telling me I can't monetize it…