Food-Poetry Blurb:
In a demon cave hundreds of miles from the Demon King's office tower, Ji Heng has been keeping watch since the early hours of the morning. Today, the Muka fruit, which flowers and bears fruit once every sixteen years, will ripen and fall within the time it takes to drink a cup of tea. Tomorrow is the Demon King's nine-hundredth birthday. Ji Heng plans to pick the ripe Muka fruit himself and turn it into the demon clan's favorite dish, Black Carp Noodles, the most important longevity noodles at the Demon King's birthday banquet.
Flirty Blurb:
As a demon who specializes in clerical work, Ji Heng's greatest ambition in life is to become the king's man. Ahem! No, I mean the king's assistant!
As a Demon King suffering from end-stage emotional detachment, Lou Jinyu's greatest wish in life is to find a demon he can trust enough to share half of his luxurious bed with.
Much later...
"Your Majesty, if I keep you company in bed, will my salary go up this month?" ← Ji Heng, dreaming of a raise.
"Mm. Your annual salary will increase by ten percent each year." ← Lou Jinyu, luring someone into sharing half his bed.
"If I keep it up for a few years, I can save enough to buy a house in the Demon Capital!" ← Ji Heng, happily falling into the trap.
And so goes the daily life of a man with emotional dullness and a patient with emotional detachment.
Reading Notes:
1. I'm focused on writing and have no interest in starting fights. This is still a light, easy read, so if it's not your thing, please quietly click the X! (Please don't leave a goodbye message, that's seriously awkward, haha.)
2. If you come across any shocking scenes, don't leave a bad review or report me. The author must have been possessed by the Demon King (Come save me, ahhh~)
Friends' works recommended: "Monkey Bro, Stop Right There" by Lantuo, a feast of flowers and fruit from Huaguo Mountain; "Ace Instructor" by Mu Jia, a gray-feathered chicken's rise to become a genius ball player; "How to Get the Big Kitty to Sleep Nicely," asking how to get the big cat to sleep nicely; "Wait, I'll Kick You in a Second," you need a little fatherly love; "This Is Just the Kind of Bunny I Am," Master, want a carrot?
Please bookmark my upcoming new story↓↓↓
As one of Fish Street's many fishmongers, Bai Xiaolang can't stand Wang Dalang, who collects protection money on the street! He can't wait for that scoundrel to get hauled off by the authorities and thrown in jail.
But one day, he discovers that the Fish Street tyrant he'd imagined as a heartless bully who preyed on the locals is actually just a hard-up father struggling to support his family...
Bai Xiaolang: Forget it. For the kids' sake, I-I'll make you fish balls just this once!
Wang Dalang: My mother says whoever makes the best fish balls will be my wife!
Bai Xiaolang: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ So you're still a bully after all!
A farming-and-food story about a fresh, clean river-clam spirit and a whole bunch of fish demons.
"A Taste of Fish Street"
Theme:
I can actually read comments, I want to cry
From Journey to the West purchasing agent, to Mingyu and Brother Monkey, to this, the capital letters are all great.
Big, great, great! I read every article, but I forgot to check in. Go brush it now
Why would the Monster Memorial kiss the Human Memorial? It's inexplicable. These CPs don't want to eat it. It feels like the Monster Memorial uses the Human Memorial as a substitute.
It's well written. Fortunately, I wasn't affected by those messy comments about so-called plagiarism, so I persisted in reading it. Come on!
Damn, after reading your article, I came to Jinjiang to search for the extra story you mentioned, but there was no result! Hey, hey, don't stop writing the previously scheduled plot just because of some scumbags! This, this, I feel a little out of touch. Look at me, I am your fan. If you don't write, it will make me really sad. After all, as a bookworm, unfinished articles are really regrettable. If you don't make a sound, that's all. If you make a blockbuster, that's my deep love for you.
Congratulations on the completion! Come on!
Good looking~(≧▽≦)/~Commemorating and commemorating cp spicy~(≧▽≦)/~Come back soon~
Well, I also asked why it ended so suddenly
In fact, I feel that the author has changed his own settings, but the previous one is better.
Come on, author! I have read all the articles in Yuexia, but yours are different, it's true!
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I can actually read comments, I want to cry From Journey to the West purchasing agent, to Mingyu and Brother Monkey, to this, the capital letters are all great.
Big, great, great! I read every article, but I forgot to check in. Go brush it now
Why would the Monster Memorial kiss the Human Memorial? It's inexplicable. These CPs don't want to eat it. It feels like the Monster Memorial uses the Human Memorial as a substitute.
It's well written. Fortunately, I wasn't affected by those messy comments about so-called plagiarism, so I persisted in reading it. Come on!
Damn, after reading your article, I came to Jinjiang to search for the extra story you mentioned, but there was no result! Hey, hey, don't stop writing the previously scheduled plot just because of some scumbags! This, this, I feel a little out of touch. Look at me, I am your fan. If you don't write, it will make me really sad. After all, as a bookworm, unfinished articles are really regrettable. If you don't make a sound, that's all. If you make a blockbuster, that's my deep love for you.
Congratulations on the completion! Come on!
Good looking~(≧▽≦)/~Commemorating and commemorating cp spicy~(≧▽≦)/~Come back soon~
Well, I also asked why it ended so suddenly
In fact, I feel that the author has changed his own settings, but the previous one is better.
Come on, author! I have read all the articles in Yuexia, but yours are different, it's true!