A Day in the Life of an Imperial Tomb Keeper

I woke up as the... tomb keeper of the founding emperor of the Northern Yue Kingdom?! Oh well~ If I get meals and lodging, don’t have to work overtime, and barely have anything to do, I’ll take the job! I barely got to enjoy the good life before, damn it, the Northern Yue Kingdom fell! Overnight, all the tomb keepers at the former emperor’s mausoleum fled! Damn it! Am I really that unpopular? Why didn’t a single person ask me to come along? Worse still, for some reason, lately the meals I cook keep mysteriously disappearing... A thief? A ghost? The food thief, the former Northern Yue emperor, says: My new chef is amazing!!! A warm (terrifying) reminder: His Majesty is a zongzi! A zongzi! A zongzi! Tomb-raiding guidelines (please read carefully): 1. The pairing is set: 1v1, former emperor x imperial chef. Place your bets! 2. The bizarre premise will shatter the heavens. If you take the research seriously, you’ll be baffled. 3. The golden finger is ridiculously overpowered. Everyone but the protagonist has a cheat ability, so take it seriously and you lose. 4. Our goal is a harmonious tomb-raiding adventure. Anything that tries to create a spooky atmosphere or violate the laws of science must be turned over to the authorities! Please add my next story to your collection. Click below to peek at the demon king bathing↓↓↓ Mom told me never to go outside during a thunderstorm, or else... Huh? I found a pretty little tabby tiger cub? So cute! So adorable! Cub: Insolence! I am the Demon King! The Demon King! Cha Yu: All right, all right~ I know you’re the Demon King. Are you hungry? Want me to make you a bowl of fish noodles, then give you a nice hot bath to relax? Cub: This little servant is quite decent~ How dare you take liberties with me while I’m bathing? Don’t touch me there, aaaaah~~ The everyday life of a (failed-to-ascend) Demon King and his bathhouse attendant. I slept with the filthy Demon King, hahaha! Completed or ongoing stories: “Fish Street Dad” by Lan Tuo: A cat demon falls for a river clam spirit. “The Merman in My Golden House” by Lan Tuo: Raising children, farming, and crushing villains. “King of the Mountain in the Apocalypse” by Lan Tuo: Raising a lover in the apocalypse and ruling the mountain. “Boss Xia’s Lobster House” by Lan Tuo: The lobster king snags his handsome young childhood friend. “The Warmhearted Man’s Succulent Garden” by Lan Tuo: Gaining a garden space and working hard to support the family. “Apprentice Monster Cultivator in Space” by Lan Tuo: Learning the right way to raise young. “Diary of the Demon King’s Assistant” by Lan Tuo: The demon king always wants to pounce on his assistant. “State Preceptor, Your Man Ran Away” by Lan Tuo: An ancient civil servant’s quest for love. “Lanlan’s Column” by Jinjiang: Cute author seeks saves. “The Male Lead Has Two Faces” by Yue Bing: One day, he fell in love with his right brain. Theme: