The Fish Street Dad

Gossip edition: Monster A: Heard the news? The cat demon next door has fallen for the river clam spirit across the way! Monster B: Ooh~ How would you even take a bite out of that? Monster C: Aren’t you worried the cat demon might eat the river clam spirit? All the monsters: We’re hoping he gets “eaten” soon~ So this is the story of a poor river clam spirit getting “eaten” by a cat demon. Official edition: Because he loved eating river clams when he was alive, Bai Chunsheng ended up becoming a river clam spirit after death. He was devastated. What made him even more distraught was that he seemed to have caught the eye of the wicked cat demon across the way... One of the many fishmongers on Fish Street, Bai Chunsheng (Bai Xiaolang) can’t stand Wang Kunfeng (Wang Dalang), who extorts protection money from the street’s fishmongers. He can’t wait for that scoundrel to get hauled off by the authorities and thrown in jail. But one day, he discovers that the tyrant of Fish Street, who he imagined was a ruthless bully who preyed on the locals, is actually just a terribly put-upon single father with a whole family to support... Bai Xiaolang: Fine. For the sake of that little furball, I... I’ll make you fish balls this once! Wang Dalang: My mother says whoever makes the tastiest fish balls will be my wife! Bai Xiaolang: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ You really are still a bully! Reader advisory: 1. The protagonist is the bottom! Both are virgins! Heartwarming! Food! 2. Late-night food-porn alert. Slimming-fairy maidens, proceed with caution! Announcement: This story will enter VIP status on Wednesday, March 28. I’ll post ten thousand words that day. Thank you, fairies, for all your support. Love you! Please add my next story to your collection↓↓↓ Dark version: The thing Yun Xiao regretted most in his previous life was leaving the adoptive elder brother who had raised him, only to return to that cannibalistic family. His biological brother cruelly murdered him, and his death even led to his adoptive brother being silenced by that good-for-nothing elder brother when he came to collect his body. Reborn, he’ll make sure everyone who once harmed him and Bai Qiong gets what they deserve! But will someone tell him why, in this new life, his adoptive brother wants to marry that fox spirit from Qingqiu? How can that be allowed?! “Egg-Hatching Expert” Lan Tuo’s completed stories and new projects↓↓↓ “Fish Street Dad” by Lan Tuo: A cat demon falls for a river clam spirit. “The Merman in My Golden House” by Lan Tuo: The merman’s man. “King of the Mountain in the Apocalypse” by Lan Tuo: Ruling in the apocalypse. “Boss Xia’s Lobster House” by Lan Tuo: The lobster king’s man. “The Warmhearted Man’s Succulent Garden” by Lan Tuo: Succulents and a golden finger. “Apprentice Monster Cultivator in Space” by Lan Tuo: Raising little ones among the stars. “Diary of the Demon King’s Assistant” by Lan Tuo: The demon king’s dog food. “State Preceptor, Your Man Ran Away” by Lan Tuo: The state preceptor wants a partner. “Lanlan’s Column” by Jinjiang: Cute author seeks saves. “Egg-Hatching Expert” by Lan Tuo: I hatch bird eggs in Qingqiu. Theme: