I Keep the Entire Heavenly Court as Pets

Can you still live after dying in a car accident? Is it because my resentment runs too deep? Since I'm here, I might as well make the best of it! Let all the gods and immortals show off their powers! There's just one little problem. I think I'm being completely wrapped around the finger of this wolf cub who acts like a spoiled little darling. The series where all the gods and Buddhas from every realm move into my house and mooch off me # The Supreme Lord Lao, who hawks pills on street corners like a charlatan forever; Guanyin with obsessive-compulsive disorder; Chang'e, a fujoshi who writes novels for extra cash; and a fire-eyed, golden-pupiled beast that dreams of becoming a panda... And then there's my little wolf-cub seme, always eyeing me hungrily and trying to claw his way up with cute acts and spoiled sweetness. With all the gods and Buddhas joining in, how could life possibly be anything but lively? Many years later, someone asked Chu Ci what it was like to keep the entire Heavenly Court at home. The young movie star smiled. "During that time, I felt more and more like the director of a mental hospital." His little seme said, "It's fine. You keep the whole Heavenly Court, and I'll keep you." After discussing it with my editor, I've decided to start charging for the novel on September 13. I hope my lovely readers will support the official version. Mwah! A new story is available for preorder, about Jiang Xiaoxie: Q: What does it feel like when the whole world thinks you're having an affair with someone completely unrelated to you? A: Thanks for the invitation. I feel like there's no one in the world more qualified to answer this than me. It goes about like this: in everyone else's eyes, saying a single word to him means we're whispering sweet nothings; accidentally glancing his way means we're exchanging secret looks; being in the same city means we're traveling together; appearing in the same frame means we're a match made in heaven; and every day, countless people cry and beg to pay nine yuan to make us get married. That's the level of it. I just always thought he was as bothered by it as I was. Until one day, I found out he was the mastermind behind it all. ... Damn it. Click here. Take a look at my eyes, so full of longing for preorders. Mwah! Reader's guide: 1. The gods and Buddhas are partly based on the author's other Dream of the Red Chamber fanfic. 2. Younger seme, younger seme, younger seme. Important things have to be said three times! The seme only acts innocent in front of the uke. In reality, he's a little wolf cub, so proceed with caution if that's not your thing. 3. The author promises regular updates. Feel free to jump in, mwah! 4. Please don't compare rankings! Also, the author is sensitive, so if you drop the story, please don't tell me. (* ￣3)(ε￣ *) Theme: