[Transformers] The Glutton Inside Me

One day, after Cybertron was destroyed, Mr. TFA95130, wandering alone through space, met a food-loving girl from the planet S77 on Earth. As a mass-produced wartime machine, he was made to fight from the moment he rolled off the production line. His database was blank apart from combat data, and he wanted to travel around and fill his memory banks. As a food lover who dreamed of sampling every delicacy in the universe, she thought Earth was paradise. When she spotted a sports car traveling alone, she decided to capture him, no, invite him. [You said you wanted to stay out of the conflict, yet now you're protecting these fleshbags alongside the Autobots!] [You have to understand, right now I really can't find another planet where she can have a different dish every meal.] -- Besides, I was an Autobot to begin with. [Why not join us and come along? We're all here to protect this planet, aren't we?] [Well, because she thinks Chinese food has more variety and tastes better than American food.] -- If I join the NEST unit, how am I supposed to take her around China for a while at a time, searching every street and alley for food? (Though since we're still linked up with the Autobot forces, I do have to head out on temporary missions now and then _(:з"∠)_) Please note these potential dealbreakers: 1. An original TF male lead. 2. A clear IDW Ratchet x Drift pairing. The author just can't bring herself to go after canon characters, no matter how much she wants to _(:з"∠)_ My favorite TFs, except Optimus and Bee, have almost all been killed off by the director. It's so heartbreaking. In a fit of rage, I'm following the movie storyline. Jazz, Ironhide, Ratchet: no one is getting killed off. Not on my watch. The main story is complete w Timeline order: [Movie One - Movie Two - Movie Four - IDW MTMTE comics - Movie Three] One last quiet plug: I'm @Nan Bian You Zhi Xiao Bai Tu on Weibo, an unknown little account that loves TF and Drift~ Time for an ad for my new project: "Allen and His Little Bones (ABO)" An original, lighthearted ABO fantasy set in an alternate world. Unflappable top x skeleton bottom (?), hope you enjoy it too~ Theme: Making up for all the regrets in the movies and giving every character a happy ending in a parallel world