
Transformers: What the Hell Is This Thing?
(变形金刚)我擦这什么玩意
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I didn't expect it to be written by the same author as the other article Coming Out from the Cracks of My Armor! No wonder the writing style at the end is somewhat familiar. The ending made me so melancholy, and I fell into the cycle of wondering whether reincarnation and previous life are the same person (An Ning's situation should be similar), just like the resurrected Sir is no longer a Sir to An Ning, Anne Laufeisan is no longer an Ning to me. But it doesn't matter, it's them who live their lives, and her story with Optimus Prime or Orion will continue. By the way, why can't I find the God of Machinery article in the column? Is it locked?
OK, I've finished reading it. Regarding this article, I wrote it in 2024, uh, 13 years later (why does it feel a bit strange), in such a cold circle, it can be called a masterpiece. Because I was at the cracks in the armor of another article by the author. After reading it, the author didn't update it, so I crawled here to read it (sorry, I may not be able to speak logically). Maybe it's because my IQ is worrying (wrong). In fact, I didn't quite understand it when I was reading it. I just felt that it was a bit foggy. Fortunately, the author explained it in the final chapter, and the chapter commentary also had a great explanation, so overall it was readable ~ except that the timeline was really a little messy... Regarding the relationship between An Ning and Zhu Ge, I can only say - 6, I really don't know what to say. . In fact, I was shocked when I first saw Brother Zhu acting like a nanny. He said, "You can't cry when the weather is nice, and you can't cry when the weather is bad." My jaw almost dropped. Well, although Ann didn't obey and didn't cry because of the weather, Optimus Prime, who promised to take her out to play, didn't really do it either. . . As a leader, Optimus Prime must take into account the overall situation, be calm and calm, and not affect the overall situation with personal feelings. Even comforting people must be official... For those who are led by him, these things are acceptable and even happy to see them come to fruition, but for An, who loves him, this is undoubtedly a stab in her heart. . I can't say what the big and small promises between the two of them are. It really makes me angry. Isn't this bullying our tranquility? An Ning is the same, this little baby is really miserable, I mean herself, not anything else. This baby is really good. He is so painful to others. No matter how big the situation is, he can get through it with a smile. It's great. And it's really nice that the author wrote several extra chapters separately. I mean, this is really a great decision! Although, Ann and Orion's beautiful daily life only exists in dreams. To be fair, although the author emphasizes that it is HE, and even though the ending is all HE, it still has the same stamina as BE. To be honest, the last time I felt like this was after watching Life and Death... But as a novel with no pitfalls and a complete story, it is really the meat and potatoes of this cold circle! Based on this alone, 80% of the same IP content can be downloaded in seconds! I mean on this platform. The term "matrix" or this thing is very mysterious, as elusive as the human mind. I don't want to say more about this, because I feel like I don't understand it thoroughly enough… An Ning has experienced the death of many people, and the one that pricked me the most was probably Tie Pi, but he really cried. How heartbroken he would be if he saw what happened to An Ning later. Josephine, it is not difficult to see that what he has always loved is "Ning", and he is looking for Ning through An. In the end, it is said to be dedication. A broken mirror may be able to be put back together, but the cracks on it are indeed permanent - just like the resurrected Jazz. To be fair, the love between Brother Zhu and An Ning is not very sweet. They have never really been "together", although there is some compensation? But that's too insignificant! A very coincidental thing is that when I saw Optimus Prime say that sentence: "Until all men are united", the clock also happened to reach 00:00 - I mean, does this also indicate that they will have a glorious and beautiful future? "I'm waiting." The admiration has not stopped.
Although I don't understand it, I think, THAT IS AN SAD END…
OK, finished reading again. . . Suddenly I realized that I haven't forgotten most of the plot in the past 10 months. I personally think this book is very interesting, although it is a bit confusing in some places. But this is all made up for by some very novel settings. This will be one I will re-read over and over again, because there are very few stories that end like hers.
Let's review it again. Orion finally proposed to An Ning. I'm moved every time I see this paragraph, but it's a pity that Al didn't see it (T_T)
A happy life with Orion and other TFs is a dream The experiment on Zhuan Lun and Xiao Zhuge is waking up As Bren Wolson is on the job Is that so, but this chapter foreshadows Sam's death, An Ning has no emotions, and just follows the previously established procedures?
What should I say? This is my second review. I forgot how I understood the ending when I watched it for the first time (or was there no ending at the time?) But I'm sorry, the author, I, I, I may be too useless to understand the ending. Is this considered HE? Did Jazz discover something or...? ? This article is very well written (forgive me for my poor vocabulary, which is not enough to praise her to the sky). I also like the character of An Ning (actually, almost everyone and every TF will like it after reading it. Maybe it's because the author is so awesome and the description is so good (crying)). It just feels like it should be said to be the development of the plot. It feels like it suddenly happened later. I couldn't keep up with my brain when I accelerated or took a big turn (which led to me not understanding the ending. It would be great if the kind-hearted, intelligent and beautiful author (there are a lot of rainbow farts) could help enlighten me who is dull ヽ(???)?) Finally, after such a long time, I want to remember you. You are really good at (insert knife). Thank you for such a great piece of writing!
I came back for a second refresh today, and after much deliberation I decided to skip the third part and treat the Optimus Prime extra chapter as the ending. To be honest, when I first read it and saw that the heroine in the back was almost, oh no, already the enemy of the whole world, I felt that the ending of this rare Transformers fanfic was definitely not a he, at most it was a TE. Maybe it was a result given because the heroine was really pitiful. In fact, there was so much nonsense. I just want to say, did An Ning really embark on this path out of his heart at the beginning, or was the author just writing it for TFs? Although the protagonist is usually the spokesperson of the author, in this article, it is really difficult for me to regard the author and An Ning as a whole. I just want to ask a simple question, if you become this As the protagonist of this article, will you stand on the opposite side of everyone and work hard to be a villain boss? Become a dragon despite the accusations from your loved ones, relatives and friends. Not all villains can be washed away if they have their own difficulties. To be honest, An Ning is quite miserable. Of course, the big reason why I came to this conclusion is because I stand on From the perspective of the heroine, and the twists and turns in the previous and later chapters caught me off guard. I even felt that the last part about Orion might just be the author filling in a consolation. To be honest, it is too difficult to say what the future of the two of them will be like. It felt like their relationship was over before they really started, and it was over completely. I secretly think that An Ning will always be the child who never grows up. Unfortunately, a child's task is to grow up, and as An Ning grows, you can see how much she has lost. In the end, it seems that she also lost herself. This is really heartbreaking. Thank you to the author for writing this novel, and thank you to the author for giving An Ning an ending instead of ending with the "matrix".
This is the first novel I read in Jinjiang many years ago, along with The God of Machinery next door. I seem to still have some impression of the content of Chapter 100. It seems to be linked with the God of Machinery. The pillar followed the hole opened by An Ning in the next door and found the location of An Ning. He transformed back into a cart to find Annie Laufeison, who had turned into a little one. It can be regarded as a small perfect HE. Although these two articles are fan fiction, the author went beyond the fan fiction and wrote his own story, which made me truly remember An Ning, the girl who devoted the author's efforts, rather than "the heroine of a Transformers/Avengers fan novel." I really like it~
Since reading this article, I can't stand other Transformers fanfics at all. I only know that Optimus Prime is at peace(