[Western Crossover] The Old Popsicle's Online Dating Rules

After the War of the Ring, the elf Galad never sailed West with his people. Instead, he chose to sleep forever. Then one day, he slept through the fabric of reality, and S.H.I.E.L.D. dug him up from underground. Then, to adapt to modern society, he learned how to use the internet. Then he met a fellow who was just as out of place in the modern world: an old popsicle of a netizen. And then, they fell in love online. Dear readers, this story will be going VIP on September 19! There'll be a 10,000-character update on the first day, so please show your support!!! * Original protagonist, paired with Captain America. * Elves come with a beauty filter. Good looks mean you can have the whole world. * A sweet little story, no timeline, no logic. The characters and background are based on the movies. Enter at your own risk. * OOC always belongs to me. Recommendations: Recommending my CP's new story (≧▽≦)/~: [Western Crossover] The Brainwashing Master: A Supervillain's Brainwashing in the Superhero World Recommending my friend's new story (≧▽≦)/~: [Western Crossover] When Bilibili Rules the Superheroes: Do You Really Think Superheroes Don't Use Bilibili? My own story in the works (≧▽≦)/~: [Western Crossover] Deep Blue Tide: Iron Man Has a System Lady My own story in the works (≧▽≦)/~: [Western Crossover] Who on Earth Is My Dad?: Searching for the Deadbeat Who Fathered Me and Never Raised Me My own completed story (≧▽≦)/~: Lynn Doesn't Talk [Western Crossover]: Did the Winter Soldier Catch His Boyfriend Today? Theme: