[Crossover Anthropomorphism] Heroes' Hearts Went Duang

-- To be honest, when they first asked me to pick up Thor's hammer, I wasn't having it. Just because you tell me to use a hammer as a weapon doesn't mean I have to grab a little girl and use her to smash people! -- Ninety-year-old suspected of senile dementia keeps mistaking his shield for a uniformed little girl. Caretaker Coulson desperately seeks a cure, while the stubborn elderly veteran refuses to cooperate. What gives? -- Recently, inspectors from the product quality bureau examined the anti-aging cryogenic chambers produced by the Hydra Beauty Salon. According to complaints, using the product can cause confusion, left hand fighting right, split personalities, hallucinations, and more. -- Let's talk about my dad: a laryngeal cancer patient with a bat-themed cross-dressing fetish who likes black hair and blue eyes, and his skintight suit and utility belt. Poster types slowly, so please go easy on me. -- [Help] I love that Man of Steel with all my heart, but the more I love him, the more I hurt him. Oh, Cupid, god of love, what should I do? What have I done wrong, just because I'm the world's most beautiful and precious kryptonite! -- Help! I'm the greatest Green Lantern, but my ring's imagination is even bigger than mine?! What do I do?! Do I have to go back to being Parallax?! Waiting for answers! It's urgent! This story is about the revolutionary friendships between heroes and their personified weapons and nemeses [serious doge face] Tips: 1. The author isn't a goofball [doge]. This story is the goofball. It's just for laughs, so take it seriously and you lose. 2. This is a collection of short stories. Each one stands alone and has no connection to the others. The styles may differ too, and the order of the stories has nothing to do with the blurb. 3. Updates daily or every other day at 12:00. Support Huichen for early news of more new projects! My Weibo account has changed. Click below for details. Theme: