[One Piece] Sunflower of Time

Reporter: You've been recognized as the Grand Line's greatest fortune-telling charlatan. What do you have to say? Xiao Kui: You reporters are the worst bunch I've ever seen. I just want to tell fortunes and sell paintings to make a living. How did I become a charlatan? Call me a prophet. Reporter: What do you think about how furry things are all it takes to win over the fortune-telling prophet? Doflamingo: Good timing. My girly feather coat has long since filled Dressrosa's entire treasury. Law: What use is a bunch of dead feathers? I have a polar bear, and it's alive. Luffy: I have a reindeer, and it's alive. Sengoku: I have a goat, and it's alive. Aokiji: I have a penguin, and it's alive. Lucci: I'm a leopard, and I'm alive. Ace: I have a monkey, and it's alive. (It's my little brother.) Shanks: I have an eagle, and it's alive. (The human-shaped kind.) Mihawk: EXCUSE ME??? Doflamingo: EXCUSE ME??? Highlights: 1. The heroine is a Mary Sue and ate a Devil Fruit. The heroine's and the story's values will fluctuate freely depending on the author's mood. 2. Pay attention, this is important: the heroine really is a Mary Sue. I want to know who the male lead is, too. 3. This story can't be contracted anyway. Whether it follows the original plot depends on my mood. Updates come when they come. The author is writing this purely to let loose. 4. If I give in to money and power later, I might mix in some other series, but the chances are slim. The author only wants to write what inspired her in the first place. 5. If you have any questions, read the first three points. If you still have questions after that... well, you can't come bite me anyway. Support Stardust for early news about more new projects! Theme: The struggle between humanity and divinity under the harsh realities of life... just kidding.