[Justice League] Batman's Troubles

When Candice Wayne received her doctoral admission letter from Metropolis University, she was so excited she nearly sent Superman another few pieces of Love Kryptonite. Batman: Hold on, come back here! You ignored all those invitations from top universities sitting right there?! What's so great about that lousy school in Metropolis? You can get your bachelor's and master's there, and now you have to get a doctorate too?! Candice: Because my! dream! guy! is there! Two years later... Luthor: Superman, I need to talk to you about something... Superman [on guard]: What are you up to? Luthor: Well... could you ask your sister to talk to that guy in Gotham and tell him to stop being mad at his sister, so she can come home at least once? She hasn't been back in ages. She may not show it, but she must miss home. Superman [relieved]: I didn't know you cared so much about Candice. Luthor: ...No... It's just that if she doesn't come back soon, I'm going to run out of Kryptonite... Tips: 1. That's right, we're here to show off our couples. Started on April Fools' Day. 2. This story also goes by the names "Damn, Girl, Get Back Here! I Should've Kicked You Back Into Your Mother's Womb," "My Wife Is My Arch-Enemy's Biggest Fan, I Can't Live Like This," and "My Biggest Fan Is My Arch-Enemy's Wife, I Can't Live Like This." 3. Word is, this is a silly, brainless comedy. No rankings, no paid chapters, and updates whenever. #The(Chaotic)Circle(Is)So(Messy)#Superman's younger sister X Batman X Luthor's younger sister X Aquaman X Aquaman's younger sister X Green Lantern X Green Lantern's younger sister X Superman Theme: