[Reborn!] President, Let's Get Together!

Yundou: These days, a good man's true calling is to get together with another man! Come on, come on, Chairman, take a look. Chrome's Mukuro Rokudo is fair-skinned, gorgeous, and powerful. He's perfect for your future seme to rely on for the rest of his life. And if he runs out of money someday, he can have Mukuro create some with an illusion. It's guaranteed to be easier, more enjoyable, and more lucrative than robbing a bank! What? You don't like pineapples? Fine, let's look at the next one. Tsunayoshi Sawada: gentle, kind, and easy to push over. He's also the Tenth Boss of Vongola, the world's strongest mafia family. Even if he never works a day in his life, he'll be set for life, with fine clothes and no worries. He's a peerless uke who could save you hundreds of years of hard work! What? You don't like good-for-nothings who keep shouting, "I'll face this with a resolution to die," while their hair catches fire? No problem, we have another candidate! Take a look at this one: Dino Cavallone. He's skilled, good-natured, and handsome. He's a mafia boss too, and no good-for-nothing. He's the complete package, capable of being either seme or uke, and a hit with young and old alike. He even has a sponge turtle that swells up with water, so you won't have to worry about drifting across the ocean like Pi! What? You say you like women? Good heavens! How can that be? Chairman, your destiny is to get together with another man! Kyoya Hibari: ...You're so noisy. Either it's you, or I'll bite you to death. Pick one. Yundou (sobbing): Chairman, even if you want to get it on with an animal, at least find a male bird! I'm female! Friendly warning: This story only pretends to be danmei and interspecies romance, but it's actually straight romance. It has OOC, original plotlines, comedy, absurdity, lewdness, and absolutely no seriousness. If you're the type to take things too seriously, think carefully before diving in! Ahem, you know the drill... It goes premium tomorrow, May 3, and I'll update four chapters on launch day~ Please go easy on the piracy = = At least don't repost it at the same time... Summer's here, so let me buy an ice pop, at least... A Yagyu fanfic, come on in~ A Mononoke fanfic, come on in~ Prince of Tennis: A Coffee Table Brought on by a Car Accident Theme: