I Only Like You as a Fictional Character

[The second installment, Surviving Against All Odds in Sin and Punishment, is now underway] [Blurb One] One day, something happens, and a few paper characters mysteriously start appearing in your milk tea shop or at home. There's Yokohama's famous bandaged weirdo and double-suicide fanatic. There's the Port Mafia's famous gravity manipulator. There's the greatest chef in every honmaru. There's the troublemaker found in every honmaru. There's the famous turncoat who loves his country more than anyone. And there's your favorite, a kind-hearted Russian who claims to be sickly. But-- What does any of this have to do with you? Once a paper character has been inflated, are they still a paper character? After all, the only one you will ever love is that kind-hearted Russian, paper-thin as he may be. [Blurb Two] Is Dazai really human? Does he really have emotions? How can you make him fall for you? Can he even perform? Can he really get it up? --These are the never-ending topics you and your best friend discuss. Just as you're about to give up, you meet the only rival capable of competing with him, and (probably) the only teammate he acknowledges. Your rival tells you: Give up. Become my fan, then we can die together. Your teammate tells you: I think you're right. He really can't perform. The person in question, sitting beside you as you discuss how to make him fall for you: ...? Notes ※ A silly, comedic slice-of-life story. Everyone is very out of character. ※ Mindless, fluffy nonsense with no logic or real plot. ※ There may occasionally be some unusual love-triangle drama. ※ Otome fanfiction. If it's not your thing, please don't read. Everyone wins that way. ↓ Planned stories ↓ [The Beloved Fifth Division in Yokohama [Mainly Bungo Stray Dogs]]: The story of a sweet, silly girl raised by a demon since childhood. Primarily set in the Beast timeline. [All of Yokohama Are My Fans [Bungo Stray Dogs]]: The story of a video game heroine who transmigrates into the real world and takes Yokohama by storm. Theme: Don't get lost in the virtual world. What you see is real.