I Met Dazai After Jumping Off a Building

New story, "As a True Whiskey, I'm Forced to Win Over Edogawa," please add it to your reading list! Pairing: Kudo Shinichi. [Warning: Shinichi and Ran will not end up together] - When she wakes up again, Kitano Ryo has become a ghost, trapped in a strange house. The moment she leaves, she instantly teleports back inside, so all she can do is wait and see what happens until the owner comes home. Then the handsome man with bandages comes back. Kitano Ryo freezes on the spot: Isn't this the bandaged gentleman who made plans with me and then stood me up? - Dazai receives a special birthday present this year: a ghost girl who can only move around when she's by his side. His life alone is over. Every day, in addition to agreeing to split up the housework, he has to take her to work and bring her along while he slacks off. Even when he brings two children home, they have to raise them together. Just like that, an eligible bachelor with no fiancée is forced to start a new family. One of the family members, Akutagawa Gin, thinks: More people in this family, please! One of the family members, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, clears his throat: Ahem... My little sister is right. Before you read: 1. Pairing is Dark Era Dazai. OOC warning. 2. The heroine will get a golden finger and come back to life later. 3. Fragile logic, grade-school writing. I'm not very good, but I love writing, so read at your own discretion. ---New story: "As a True Whiskey, I'm Forced to Win Over Edogawa" Tsukishiro Rise, code-named Chablis by the Organization, lives a carefree life in Shibuya, using her ability to make big money and chatting about handsome guys in her free time. But on her seventeenth birthday, she awakens a System and is told she has 100 days left to live. The only way to survive is to win over the "Sherlock Holmes of the Heisei Era" within those 100 days. Tsukishiro Rise: Thanks for asking. I'm in Beika, just put on a secret identity, and from today on I'm a fragile white lotus with no background to speak of. Great detective, wanna be a couple? You're the one for me. - The first big thing the great detective learns after turning into a child is that Tsukishiro Rise has a crush on him. It takes just six months for him to go from racking his brains over how to turn her down to wondering how to confess to her. And in those six months... In the first month, he discovers that Tsukishiro Rise is an ability-wielding powerhouse. In the third month, he discovers that the ability-wielding powerhouse has a code name in the Organization. In the fifth month, he discovers that the ability-wielding powerhouse with a code name seems to have another identity... At last, he can't sit still. The great detective: Thanks for asking. I'm at the hospital and just had my blood drawn. Today, I'm going to find out if the girl I love is also my long-lost little sister :) - Before you read: 1. Canon couples will be broken up, canon couples will be broken up, canon couples will be broken up. Shinichi and Ran will not end up together, highlighted for emphasis. 2. Ran isn't bashed. The author loves everyone, and Shinichi and Ran are purely friends in this story, highlighted for emphasis. 3. The heroine is not a naive, innocent flower, highlighted for emphasis. 4. The author's writing is pretty bad, but I love writing. The timeline is as flexible as JSC, there are many original details, and the plot has been changed. Please don't nitpick. Theme: The meaning of being alive is simply being alive